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The Show => Future Episodes => Topic started by: Sinlingual on January 04, 2009, 08:30:50 PM

Title: JFK assassination
Post by: Sinlingual on January 04, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
Surprised no one has stated this. More popular than alot of the others.

Obviously this is about how many people believe lee harvey oswald didn't shoot JFK. Some claim George H.W. Bush etc.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: MrBogosity on January 05, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
There was an excellent ABC special by Peter Jennings that did a remarkable job dispelling the conspiracies. There was also a good one on the History Channel earlier this year.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 10, 2009, 11:41:05 AM
Surprised no one has stated this. More popular than alot of the others.

Obviously this is about how many people believe lee harvey oswald didn't shoot JFK. Some claim George H.W. Bush etc.

OSWALD WAS INOCCENT YOU STUPID IDIOT DO NOT BLAME THAT GUY HE WAS NOT ONE OF THE MULTIPLE ASASSINS!
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: MrBogosity on January 10, 2009, 11:46:57 AM
All of the evidence points to Oswald being the the one and only assassin. That includes a CGI reconstruction based on the Zapruder film as well as forensic recreations.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 10, 2009, 11:49:38 AM
All of the evidence points to Oswald being the the one and only assassin. That includes a CGI reconstruction based on the Zapruder film as well as forensic recreations.

note: the following is to be read in monotone

HE WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR. NOT THE SIXTH. YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEING AN IDIOT FOR ONCE.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Andy120290 on January 10, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
I remember seeing this really great documentary about the JFK assasination. Too bad I cannot remember what channel made it. But the people who did really did go to some amazing lengths to re-create what happened. They built a body simulaid of Kennedy and filled its head with a substance to simulate brain matter. Then they shot it from the same position that Oswald would have been at. Using high speed footage, they were able to show that the debris from the shot matched pretty close to the Zapruder film. And if that was not enough, they even brought a couple of witnesses who saw Kennedy's car and they said that pattern of brain substance was almost exactly like what they saw in the real thing. It was a pretty definitive documentary if you ask me.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: MrBogosity on January 10, 2009, 02:36:21 PM
That was JFK: Inside the Target Car on the Discovery Channel.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 10, 2009, 04:01:41 PM
OSWALD WAS INOCCENT YOU STUPID IDIOT DO NOT BLAME THAT GUY HE WAS NOT ONE OF THE MULTIPLE ASASSINS!

You know, if it wasn’t Real Captain Olimar, I would say he is being sarcastic. But since he is Real Captain Olimar, one can never know ...
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Sinlingual on January 11, 2009, 07:41:39 AM
I dunno tom. Hard to figure out what he means he's thicker than a bag of dog shit.

I know this has been totally debunked already by several people such as peter jennings and penn and teller. But it'd still be a good video imo.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: IceSage on January 12, 2009, 12:54:39 AM
I thought Quantum Leap already proved it was Lee Harvey Oswald.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 12, 2009, 07:21:21 AM
If you're gonna say Lee Harvy Oswald did it, even though he was proven innocent, you might as well not do this episode at all.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: MrBogosity on January 12, 2009, 08:12:34 AM
How was Oswald in any way proven innocent?
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 12, 2009, 10:40:08 AM
Holy Spaghetti Monster, he is serious!
I am getting the feeling that he is a woo who only pretends to be rational (very badly)!
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 15, 2009, 07:31:53 PM
How was Oswald in any way proven innocent?

Second floor, people. he was on the second floor.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Andy120290 on January 15, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
Second floor, people. he was on the second floor.

[citation needed]
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 15, 2009, 07:46:53 PM
note: the following is to be read in monotone

HE WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR. NOT THE SIXTH. YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEING AN IDIOT FOR ONCE.

Woah, I oversaw that post! So you agree with Shane until he debunks your pet bogosity?

Also, how do you know that he was on the second floor?
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 16, 2009, 08:25:45 AM
Woah, I oversaw that post! So you agree with Shane until he debunks your pet bogosity?

Also, how do you know that he was on the second floor?

Internets!
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 16, 2009, 12:24:27 PM
Oh, then it must be true.
Title: Re: JFK assassination
Post by: Andy120290 on January 16, 2009, 04:33:13 PM
Internets!

In the immortal words of my old avatar:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/missioncmdr/internet-serious-business-1.jpg)