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General Discussion / Re: plastic bag ban
« on: April 25, 2009, 03:01:23 PM »
thats the kind of topic that real captain olimar would do


General Discussion / Re: Transhumanism
« on: April 25, 2009, 03:00:26 PM »
I hereby patent patenting.

EVERYBODY owes me!!!

I hereby patent being owed money.

General Discussion / Re: Hey Shane...
« on: April 25, 2009, 02:58:34 PM »
OK, I know what you're talking about; I just hadn't heard the term.

Maybe you should have Ollie Williams say that all the Pikin look like ants.

General Discussion / Hey Shane...
« on: April 22, 2009, 07:12:13 AM »
You should really make a youtube poop.

Did it.

So can I get any feedback on the points presented?

Uhh... there's a lot.

Future Episodes / Re: Communism or Censorship Topics
« on: April 19, 2009, 10:12:49 AM »
If you want to tackle something stupid that is fairly prominent on YouTube, even though it may be an easy target, try communism.  In both forms--whether it is 'other side of the rainbow' Anarcho-Communism, the Marx ideal where there is no government and no property, or the government restructuring that is supposed to lead to this 'paradise'.  Of course if you point to Russia or China there will be people saying "that isn't real communism"... so if you actually wanted to do a bogosity on it, you would have to get down into what the philosophy really advocated.  Also, show how free speech rights reduce or eliminate the primary motivations behind it, such as labor unions, etc.  I don't know if this really fits into the style of Bogosity though.

One thing that I think would fit with your Bogosity style is to make an episode on censorship.  Violence in movies and sex on TV-- but where are those good old fashioned values, on which we used to rely?  Does Marylin Manson really make kids into Columbine kooks?  Is the MPAA "saving the children"?  What about censorship on the internets?

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- I named mine Big Earl


Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Haha, Have a made the win yet?
« on: April 17, 2009, 06:28:44 PM »
I happen to love dinosaurs-- and there are even some alive today.

Just to clear things up for the people who didn't realise tis was SATIRE (myself included), those are not dinosaurs. But modern day dinosaurs DO include:

Mallard Duck


Bee Hummingbird

Bald Eagle


Northern Cardinal

Indigo Bunting

...just to name a small number of dinsaur species alive today.

General Discussion / Re: Who do you want in the next Smash Bros. game?
« on: April 17, 2009, 06:20:24 PM »
As long as we are putting fictional characters into the game Jesus might as well get put in as well.


Future Episodes / Re: Paul is dead
« on: April 17, 2009, 06:18:43 PM »

The Forbidden Zone / Re: Paul is dead
« on: April 17, 2009, 06:12:08 PM »
Couldn't have posted a better picture myself.


Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
« on: April 15, 2009, 06:23:24 PM »
Well, that was just one of the many ways people can go wrong reading the bible on their own-- I didn't say it was what your problem was.  I think you need to spend time with some good southern Baptists.  Some people just cannot accept that there are mysteries in life, and one of these mysteries deals with reading the will of God and the parables of Jesus.   Mr.Bogosity, today I would like you to reflect on the parable of the Unpopular Banquet: Matthew 21:1-13, Luke 14:16-23.  I believe you will learn much within it's pages!!

And 'ha-ha' to the guy saying God invented evolution... He invented it like your mom invented crabs (that's my joke).  The funny thing you should know about fossils is that they are not actually bones.  They have been supposedly "replaced by minerals"-- which means they are essentially rocks.  What a lot of these people do, is carve up stones so that they look like bones and they then have an erector set to make all these fantastical creatures.  Many of them are too absurd to comprehend, but you will buy anything these people sell.  Now, not all of them a frauds of course, some of them are from the devil instead and should be pulverized to let the demons escape.   It is sad the lengths that satan will go to to send people to the hell!  Especially for those weak of heart, and weak of faith.  Fear not.. I shall help to guide you to the promised land.  The bible says that "the devil will deceive you!" and behold, it has come to pass.  Yet another correct prediction of the bible, proving once again that it is the divinely inspired word of our Lord!!

Some of the earlier posts gave me this reaction:  :o followed by  :'(

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Including the ones with low brain-to-body ratios.

We're gonna have to ask you to leave.

Episode 2: Creationism / Re: "Read the bible"
« on: April 14, 2009, 07:25:17 AM »
Reading the bible like a textbook is not as easy as it seems.  You may be bogged down in the genealogies or the construction of the Jewish temple and then when you get to the real word of Jesus, you are part asleep.  For much of the bible, you need a scholarly Baptist preacher to guide you through the meanings and revelations.  Jesus spoke in parables so that the people of God could understand him, but those not of God could not.  You cannot read with a hardened heart.  In Carolina, I know there are Baptists who can show you the light.  They may even come knocking at your door offering pamphlets about salvation and the Good News!!!  You should note that the good news is regarding salvation from the hell!!

Prayer works for true believers if it is in God's will, and I will make a prayer for you to find the Lord and reject Darwin and Satan too.  I do not understand why some people think the world lasted so long before the time of the Great Flood.  When you see the truth, you can stop pretending like you were born from a monkey.  Glory! :D

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Even the dirty-hippie vegan ones.

God invented evolution.

Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
« on: April 13, 2009, 04:27:29 PM »
If you read the bible, you will see that Darwin was wrong.

If you read the world, you would see that jesus was wrong.

General Discussion / Re: People I'd like to see here
« on: April 13, 2009, 04:25:02 PM »

Really...? You can't think of anymore?

General Show Discussion / Re: Bowl Gag
« on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:31 PM »
My hearing will never come back after this.... :'(

Dude, it's just text. oh, wait, you're confusing DEAF with BLIND.

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