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Future Episodes / Re: Postmodernism
« on: July 07, 2009, 11:20:31 PM »
"Would everyone who has not received the free polka-dotted lampshades with their swim fins please come to the front of the line."

(the sun, of all things, goes to the front of the line)

Me: 0_0

Mount Everest: 0_0

michael jackson: 0_0

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?!

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even basic theories of solar formation have holes in them.

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General Discussion / Re: A good idea for a book
« on: June 27, 2009, 05:39:24 PM »
We'll make an anti-Mike Huben website/webpage

he has a whole site dedicated to criticizing libertarianism

Or ANTI-HOVIND!!!

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Episode 4: The War on Drugs / Re: the E-cigarette
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:57:28 PM »
The available data say no; their effectiveness is in making people switch brands.

I think my hand is wearing out from all this facepalming.

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General Discussion / Re: Michael Jackson just died today
« on: June 25, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »
Well at least he wasn't murdered as president, WHICH NOBODY AN SAY FOR JHON F. KENNEDY!

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General Discussion / Re: Brett Keane goes DMCA happy again
« on: June 25, 2009, 07:40:21 PM »
I’m not surprised that you don’t know Family Circus, Real Captain Olimar. You are way too intelligent for it.

AND my Sarcasometer(c) just went boom.

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General Discussion / Re: Brett Keane goes DMCA happy again
« on: June 19, 2009, 11:51:25 PM »
Brett Keane? The guy who draws Family Circus?

What 11mc22 said.

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General Discussion / LAP review
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:53:28 AM »
Can somebody do a review of Life After People?

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General Discussion / Re: VenomFangX has forums, rofl.
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:50:18 AM »
Looks like venom got pwned hard (of course, he is too stupid to realize it). I would be banned in less then 2 minutes from there, so why bother.

You forgot to mention that salamanders aren't fish.

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General Discussion / Re: You will get a kick out of this!
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:47:28 AM »
That is good evidence, they've convinced me. Where do I tithe?

(It would be funnier if it said, "Your search has turned up no results")

Quick! Get the science water!

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General Discussion / Re: Wannabe experts
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:31:37 AM »
Exactly. I wish I would have come up with those examples.
Then I suggest you make something up. It's easy as 1, Um, 1, and, again, uh, 1.

Like:

Sagan IV Swedes don't call themselves Sagan IV Swedes, they just call themselves Swedes.

And just so you know, there is no Switzerland on Sagan IV. I just made that up as an example.

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General Discussion / Re: Brett Keane goes DMCA happy again
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:25:26 AM »
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Put on your diamond armor and get your diamond weapons, the only way this FOOL can survive is if he has access to reinforced diamond.

THAT STUFF IS HARD TO MAKE!

Get it? Hard?

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General Discussion / Re: Question...
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:21:50 AM »
I say we petition to the government to bring this topic out of the forbidden realms, and we shall do it with the blood of a killer monster just to prove our point!

If you agree to this, say so in red.

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General Discussion / Re: Kent Hovind Gets Pwned
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:18:26 AM »
yea was disappointing. Every single thing in science that guy was trying to fit with some verse in the bible. Not very consistent for a scientist.

It would be much more convincing if Hovind were debating a tree. Because, you know, plants aree smarter than Hovind. There is no way AT ALL that a plant can stupider than hovind.

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