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Future Episodes / Communism or Censorship Topics
« on: April 17, 2009, 02:40:34 AM »

If you want to tackle something stupid that is fairly prominent on YouTube, even though it may be an easy target, try communism.  In both forms--whether it is 'other side of the rainbow' Anarcho-Communism, the Marx ideal where there is no government and no property, or the government restructuring that is supposed to lead to this 'paradise'.  Of course if you point to Russia or China there will be people saying "that isn't real communism"... so if you actually wanted to do a bogosity on it, you would have to get down into what the philosophy really advocated.  Also, show how free speech rights reduce or eliminate the primary motivations behind it, such as labor unions, etc.  I don't know if this really fits into the style of Bogosity though.

One thing that I think would fit with your Bogosity style is to make an episode on censorship.  Violence in movies and sex on TV-- but where are those good old fashioned values, on which we used to rely?  Does Marylin Manson really make kids into Columbine kooks?  Is the MPAA "saving the children"?  What about censorship on the internets?

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- I named mine Big Earl

Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
« on: April 16, 2009, 09:37:24 PM »

Okie, well I guess I didn't make a good, believable YEC afterall.  I could go on with this, and maybe even a few of you got a laugh out of my posts-- I hope.  They were, of course, semi-transparent, or I wouldn't think them nearly as funny.  However the reaction here just wasn't as strong as I had hoped.  I always thought it would be a great parity of the Creation Museum, to have another museum put up across the street by a guy saying that fossils were from the devil and denouncing the Creation Museum from the "other side".  In the front hall, there would be some giant constructions where rocks were essentially welded together to form chimeras and goblins, showing "how easy it is".  In the back they could have a furnace where you could throw "satanic books", and a crusher where you could throw "truly demonic fossils".  Most of what I said is what I know a few people actually believe, so Poe doesn't necessarily need to prevail in this case. 

Anyway, I am in China now (first time) giving seminars on LXI.  The Chinese government has blocked U-Tube, and I started to miss a few of my favorites, especially when I got the subscriber-update e-mail.  Then I remembered that Shane had a web site/forum!  So I decided to check it out.  I used to run a website that had some similarities, but that was back in the BBS days.. anyway, enough personal nostalgia.  I'm happy to report that the Chinese government still allows access to this site, but was a little sad to see that none of the Bogosity or other vids were alternatively sourced so that I could watch.  Oddly enough, the gov't here also seems to allow access to several sites with articles critical of chairman Mao-- the man who no amount of death would teach.  This includes the Wikipedia article on his smarmy ass.  Believe me when I say that consumerism is alive and well here to a degree that will be difficult for any ideology to change.  Every time I take a taxi, I am amazed how everyone is looking out for number one.  The meals are fairly communal though among colleagues, and this is a very positive cultural aspect.

I've also tried accessing pron through the internet JUST to see how tight the blockade is ( ;))-- some sites are completely blocked, but a few you can access for a while.  There are actually people paid to monitor what sites people are linking to, I mean individually monitor.  If you wander away for a while and start going through a site with "approved materials", then come back, you can surf pron for a short time again.  This is really some ridiculous crap. 

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Kent Hovind Loves Science

Episode 2: Creationism / Haha, Have a made the win yet?
« on: April 15, 2009, 09:51:41 PM »
Read the bible and still don’t believe in god? Well, you read it wrong!

Read a book about the history of American music and still don't believe in the Big Bopper?  Well, you read it wrong!
*score*  ;D

We're gonna have to ask you to leave.

That is such a pity.  We hadn't even gotten into the meat of the evolution controversy here and already there are people trying to shut me up and lock me out.  They are afraid that I will call them out on their false rationalizations for their sinful lifestyles. 

Others with a similar mind tried to shut up another man I know, His name is Jesus!!  Guess what, they failed big time!  Jesus 'pwned' them all, just as he is doing with you right now.  Do what you will with me, I will turn the other cheek.  However, you cannot ignore the words that you have read.  You cannot rationalize away the final destination of your eternal soul!  You cannot refute my logic with censorship.  You all will be judged, along with me and all of mankind!!!! 

If dinosaurs are merely figments of the devils imagination. and their bones are crafted by him out of stone.
1. Why would god love dinosaurs?
2. How could even a semi-intelligent god, let alone omniscient one. Allow his supposed rival to plant such confusing and contradictory evidence in the ground. Which he knows will confuse the world and therefore condemn many people to the depths of hell... Not very benevolent... down right Sadistic...

1. I never said all dinosaurs are fake.  I happen to love dinosaurs-- and there are even some alive today.  Like the alligator and the komodo dragon.  Plus, there are plenty of extinct dinosaurs that we have REAL evidence for.  We don't always have to rely on fossils like those dummies try to plant on us.

2. God gave us free will.  He also gave Satan free will and reign over the earth.  You would know this if you read the bible!!  Satan has done all sorts of evil things.. like possess people (even animals like pigs!), cause disease, the Ice-capades (ha, my joke).  He also has tons of religions to worship him in different forms in order to insult God.. this includes the Roman religion which executed Jesus, the terrorist religions like the Islams, and he even made up religions to pre-plagiarize from the Holy Bible!! :-[.  He is deceptive, cunning and evil.  Do not be fooled.  He is only the God of hell, and that is the only place he will try to send you!!

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- All the dinos of the world.. red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight! o/~

Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
« on: April 15, 2009, 04:37:28 AM »
Well, that was just one of the many ways people can go wrong reading the bible on their own-- I didn't say it was what your problem was.  I think you need to spend time with some good southern Baptists.  Some people just cannot accept that there are mysteries in life, and one of these mysteries deals with reading the will of God and the parables of Jesus.   Mr.Bogosity, today I would like you to reflect on the parable of the Unpopular Banquet: Matthew 21:1-13, Luke 14:16-23.  I believe you will learn much within it's pages!!

And 'ha-ha' to the guy saying God invented evolution... He invented it like your mom invented crabs (that's my joke).  The funny thing you should know about fossils is that they are not actually bones.  They have been supposedly "replaced by minerals"-- which means they are essentially rocks.  What a lot of these people do, is carve up stones so that they look like bones and they then have an erector set to make all these fantastical creatures.  Many of them are too absurd to comprehend, but you will buy anything these people sell.  Now, not all of them a frauds of course, some of them are from the devil instead and should be pulverized to let the demons escape.   It is sad the lengths that satan will go to to send people to the hell!  Especially for those weak of heart, and weak of faith.  Fear not.. I shall help to guide you to the promised land.  The bible says that "the devil will deceive you!" and behold, it has come to pass.  Yet another correct prediction of the bible, proving once again that it is the divinely inspired word of our Lord!!

Some of the earlier posts gave me this reaction:  :o followed by  :'(

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Including the ones with low brain-to-body ratios.

Episode 2: Creationism / "Read the bible"
« on: April 14, 2009, 03:40:38 AM »
Reading the bible like a textbook is not as easy as it seems.  You may be bogged down in the genealogies or the construction of the Jewish temple and then when you get to the real word of Jesus, you are part asleep.  For much of the bible, you need a scholarly Baptist preacher to guide you through the meanings and revelations.  Jesus spoke in parables so that the people of God could understand him, but those not of God could not.  You cannot read with a hardened heart.  In Carolina, I know there are Baptists who can show you the light.  They may even come knocking at your door offering pamphlets about salvation and the Good News!!!  You should note that the good news is regarding salvation from the hell!!

Prayer works for true believers if it is in God's will, and I will make a prayer for you to find the Lord and reject Darwin and Satan too.  I do not understand why some people think the world lasted so long before the time of the Great Flood.  When you see the truth, you can stop pretending like you were born from a monkey.  Glory! :D

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Even the dirty-hippie vegan ones.

Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
« on: April 13, 2009, 08:04:37 PM »
If you read the world, you would see that jesus was wrong.

Would it burn your hand to pick up a bible and read?  For you, I would recommend the book of James.  It is a short book to start with and tells you about salvation (and hell!!).  I think that it will ring with truth for you if you soften your heart.

There are materialistic naturalists (some call them Darwinists, but I know this is wrong) who want to Big Bang nature on the first date (sorry, that's my joke -- but they have lost respect for nature like respect for women in their theories).  They are the ones who are funny like in a satire comedy show.  Like a Scientology alien cult, the more you get in, the more ridiculous things they want you to believe in-- like "magic particles" that travel though them and no one has ever detected... or the big bang of nature, which is a theory that doesn't go anywhere.  Somewhere along the line they have hidden their hearts from the Holy Spirit and gotten distracted in the search for Jesus.

I hope that you will check around for Jesus.  That way, you don't have to be so alone in this life.

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Even the ones that are still alive today!

Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
« on: April 13, 2009, 06:29:19 AM »
I do not think that you guys quite understand the dangers of hell.  Imagine a really bad part of town.  Hell is much much worse than that.  The things that will happen if you go there will be a very unfortunate sight.  It is also sad because some other people there are much more evil than you-- like Hitler, Stalin, and Darwin too. 

If you deny Jesus and want to use the Evolution and time as your God instead, it is a false idol and will not save you.  You are not a monkey and have never been a monkey.  Stop using excuses to promote your sinful lifestyle!!!  Man is more noble than beasts.  We have the breath of an eternal soul!!!

Common sense should tell you that there are no transitional forms.  If you read the bible, you will see that Darwin was wrong.

Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Even the meat eating ones! (like what will eat the peoples in hell)

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