1. The moon.
Everyone make sequential suggestions.
Quote from: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.
Everyone make sequential suggestions.
Heart attacks
Hundreds and hundreds of arrows, a la the movie 300 or the latest episode of Mythbusters.
the sun
a black hole
zombies :D
clowns
Kent Hovind
McCain becoming president.
Astroid...
Or cheeseburgers.
(http://cectic.com/comics/015.png)
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on October 26, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
Or cheeseburgers.
(http://cectic.com/comics/015.png)
LOL, this is about the best example I have seen of the law of attraction.
Next, pissed off Gabon vipers
Quote1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Rosie O'Donnell
I think about Scarlet Johanson every-night before I go to sleep and she hasn't shown up yet. I must be doing it wrong. (http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m301/aaronlittle/crap.gif)
explosions
Oprah
18. Being killed by saganites
19. Being killed by pikmin
20. being killed by bulborbs
21. being killed by snagrets
A failing Internet connecT1รถ#@~,..... error 404
Being turned into a DalEX-TER-MI-NATE!!!
Quote from: MrBogosity on October 28, 2008, 05:22:21 PM
Being turned into a DalEX-TER-MI-NATE!!!
24. anything you're allergic too
AIDS
27. Plants being overthrown by sentient shades of the color blue.
28. Sentient shades of blue being overthrown by violet gelatinous forms
Prostate Cancer
30. Piano, above your head, accelerating downwards.
falling into a pit of Kent Hovinds
32. Having Ken Ham's IQ.
33. President Palin.
*shudder*
34. Being the President after Palin
Quote from: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
28. Sentient shades of blue being overthrown by violet gelatinous forms
35. Violet gelatinous forms beung overthrown by pikmin
33. french women's armpits
37: NAAFP (http://media.putfile.com/FG_NAAFP)
Quote from: Andy120290 on October 29, 2008, 06:02:48 PM
37: NAAFP (http://media.putfile.com/FG_NAAFP)
38: NAACIDP (Let's see who figures this one out)
39. Cats catching on fire
40. the elevator malfunctioning
Quote from: MrBogosity on October 29, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
38: NAACIDP (Let's see who figures this one out)
National
Association for the
Advancement of
Creation and
Intelligent
Design
Proponents?
Quote from: Textra1 on October 30, 2008, 03:38:49 AM
National Association for the Advancement of Creation and Intelligent Design Proponents?
[applause]
Quote from: Textra1 on October 30, 2008, 03:38:49 AM
National Association for the Advancement of Creation and Intelligent Design Proponents?
Are they for real?
42. loosing large sums of money
Quote from: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 12:15:57 AM
42. loosing large sums of money
44. Being overrun by people who put an extra "o" in "losing" :P
Meh, I could care less.
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 02, 2008, 09:44:45 AM
44. Being overrun by people who put an extra "o" in "losing" :P
45. Being overrun by people who correct grammar constantly
(I appreciate it though. It's kinda hard without a spell checker... and without lessons in grammar)
Having Jarrah White's math skills.
Quote from: BZ987654 on November 02, 2008, 07:38:00 PM
Having Jarrah White's math skills.
indeed, or having any creationist's skills in science
Having Kent Hovind's tax debt
having a knife stabbed through my hand
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on October 30, 2008, 11:47:14 AM
Are they for real?
Fortunately no. Well, not as far as I'm aware at least. I just made it up to fit Mr Bog's acronym. (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/wink.gif)
Quote from: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 07:11:21 PM
45. Being overrun by people who correct grammar constantly
(I appreciate it though. It's kinda hard without a spell checker... and without lessons in grammar)
50. Pikmin being overthrown by plents
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 02, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
Meh, I could care less.
51. Being overrun by people who can't use idioms correctly.
52. People who don't get irony.
53. Items in a list being repeated more than once.
54. Items in a list being repeated more than once.
55. bleach
56. tellurium breath
57. PeOpLe WhO cApItAlIzE eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR iN a SeNtEnCe.
58. Rirelguvat va gur jbeyq orvat rapbqrq jvgu Ebg13.
59. Typed words that are incoherent
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
58. Everything in the world being encoded with Rot13.
60. People who figured out what the hell he was saying. ;D
61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
58. Rirelguvat va gur jbeyq orvat rapbqrq jvgu Ebg13.
I learned my Rot13 from the PBS series Ghostwriter when I was like, 7! (no joke)
Quote from: Textra1 on November 04, 2008, 02:10:22 AM
61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66
There are only 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Quote from: Textra1 on November 04, 2008, 02:10:22 AM
61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66
62. Dimentio (from Super Paper Mario)
63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 04, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.
Rimmer: Holly, as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.
Holly: Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 04, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.
64. Obama and Biden dieing at the same time
65. Libertarians not becoming a major player in politics
Quote from: Teredona on November 05, 2008, 07:36:58 PM
65. Libertarians not becoming a major player in politics
66. Y1K
67. Osama getting nukes
69. Dead forums.
70: Nonexistence.
71. ll f th vwls n th wrld dspprng.
72. Java is the only language used for programing
73. #74
74. #73
Venomfangx teaching science
75. VenomFangX teaching ANYTHING.
77. People who forget that BZ987654's post is #75 and MrBogosity's post was really #76.
78. People who point out minor mistakes on stupid internet forums.
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 20, 2008, 04:57:55 PM
78. People who point out minor mistakes on stupid internet forums.
79. aworldwhere nobody has a sense of humor
80. People, who, overuse, commas.
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on November 20, 2008, 05:25:41 PM
79. aworldwhere nobody has a sense of humor
81. A world where people don't recognize humor when they see it.
82. A world without sex
Midget clowns
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 20, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
81. A world where people don't recognize humor when they see it.
Too many layers of meta-humor.
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 21, 2008, 06:24:50 AM
Too many layers of meta-humor.
84. not enough layers of meta-humor
85. Meta-layers of meta-humor.
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 27, 2008, 12:39:33 PM
85. Meta-layers of meta-humor.
86. your bogometer reachig positive six
87. a bogometer melting in my hand
being given creationism books by your family and them expecting you to read them......
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 02, 2008, 06:08:34 PM
being given creationism books by your family and them expecting you to read them......
Did that happen?
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on December 03, 2008, 07:55:35 PM
Did that happen?
yes, I got three Henry Morris books for my birthday.
I got Atlas Shrugged. So, okay, sure, I'll finally read it. When I get around to it. This things' the size of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 03, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
I got Atlas Shrugged. So, okay, sure, I'll finally read it. When I get around to it. This things' the size of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!
Man, I would read the first part and never finish it if it was that size. I never knew I had so many creationists in my family, they are all coming out of the woods after me.
88. Paul Reaubens making a comeback with a new Pee-Wee Herman movie based off of the original MTV's Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Quote from: IceSage on December 06, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
88. Paul Reaubens making a comeback with a new Pee-Wee Herman movie based off of the original MTV's Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Sitting next to Paul Reaubens in a movie theater.
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 07, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
Sitting next to Paul Reaubens in a movie theater.
90. getting eaten by grey goo
91. Someone who keeps going on about grey goo without explaining what the hell he's talking about.
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 10, 2008, 09:37:04 PM
... without explaining what the hell he's talking about.
Yeah, he'll does that.
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 10, 2008, 09:37:04 PM
91. Someone who keeps going on about grey goo without explaining what the hell he's talking about.
Yeah, I do not know about the grey goo.
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 11, 2008, 11:20:49 AM
Yeah, I do not know about the grey goo.
92. someone who will not use wikipedia to learn about something
93. Real Captain Olimar making more useless posts.
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on December 11, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
92. someone who will not use wikipedia to learn about something
Wikipedia never lies, sorry, I never use wikipedia for my information and there is a good reason for that.
Quote from: Andy120290 on December 11, 2008, 09:30:07 PM
93. Real Captain Olimar making more useless posts.
94. this guy
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 12, 2008, 01:41:50 PM
Wikipedia never lies, sorry, I never use wikipedia for my information and there is a good reason for that.
True dat! Conservapedia is much more reliable!
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on December 12, 2008, 11:50:42 PM
True dat! Conservapedia is much more reliable!
[quote author+Lex Luther link=topic=a movie]
WROOOOOOONG!
[/quote]
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on December 13, 2008, 08:35:40 PM
just, just kill yourself. get a joke. I guess we're on...
95. Real Captain Olimar becoming president
Quote from: Sinlingual on December 13, 2008, 09:15:54 PM
just, just kill yourself. get a joke. I guess we're on...
95. Real Captain Olimar becoming president
If I become presidentnext electon, Shane will be secretary of education!
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on December 15, 2008, 07:51:25 PM
If I become presidentnext electon, Shane will be secretary of education!
What about that, Real Captain Olimar actually said something intelligent.
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on December 16, 2008, 03:04:38 AM
What about that, Real Captain Olimar actually said something intelligent.
What about that, I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Now you know how we feel whenever you write something.
If you can't even get popular on this forum, how the hell are you going to become popular with the over half of the united states?
Quote from: Sinlingual on December 17, 2008, 05:08:52 PM
If you can't even get popular on this forum, how the hell are you going to become popular with the over half of the united states?
96. This guy
97. someoe stealing your fridge
98. 97, with you in it
Recursion error--does not compute--recursion error--does not compute...
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 18, 2008, 11:11:54 PM
Recursion error--does not compute--recursion error--does not compute...
100. That101. TROGDOR!
102. pokemon
104. A mix of all of the below.
105. Loaded questions.
106. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and then expect respect and admiration in return.
107. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and actually get respect and admiration in return.
Quote from: Andy120290 on January 11, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
105. Loaded questions.
106. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and then expect respect and admiration in return.
107. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and actually get respect and admiration in return.
108. Computer viruses messing up reality
109. Someone making a product out of your thread and putting it in the Bogosity Store (http://www.cafepress.com/TotalBogosity):
(http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxNTJfRl9jNi5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzOS5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzMyNTM0ODg5XzQwMHg0MDAucG5nfHxzY2FsZT1MMCwxNTAsMTUwLFRyYW5zcGFyZW50fGxvYWQ9dG0tTDAsYmxhbms6MTUyX0ZfYzZfdG1hc2suanBnfGNvbXBvc2U9TDAsdG0tTDAsVGV4dHVyZU1hc2ssLTE2MCwtMTAyfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWxwaGFCbGVuZCwxNjAsMTAyfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8)
Woah, does it actually contain things from this thread?
Yes it does! I recongize two of my own.
Which ones? I just can't make out anything!
Here is a larger version of the Bogosity store website:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/missioncmdr/LawofAttraction.jpg)
Damn, he didn't use my Esperanto one!
Not everything, just the ones I really liked.
If I had known that you would do this, I would have tried harder.
I didn't even know I would do this. It was just an idea I had.
If you want to keep trying, by all means, I can always update the graphic.
Okay.
110. Missing an opportunity.
Quote from: Andy120290 on January 23, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
Here is a larger version of the Bogosity store website:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/missioncmdr/LawofAttraction.jpg)
I see none of MINE!
111. this shirt NOT coming to the bogosity store
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on January 25, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
I see none of MINE!
Get your army of Pikmin to each sign a petition to get yours put on!
112. Other people attempting to get silly ideas put onto a shirt
113. Unnecessarily long discussions about how long the introduction to The Simpsons is.
YAY FOR ZOMBIES!!!!!!111111
YAY FOR ASTEROIDS! And it being spelled correctly! ;D
lol
Quote from: PaperRedemption on February 22, 2009, 12:17:09 PM
YAY FOR ZOMBIES!!!!!!111111
YAY FOR ASTEROIDS! And it being spelled correctly! ;D
lol
You should have put the thing about me becoming president.
Speaking of presidency...
114. Shane losing the presidental election
115. failing physics
116. Your mother
ZING
117. People who make mother jokes that went out of style last century.
Quote from: MrBogosity on March 12, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
117. People who make mother jokes that went out of style last century.
118. People who think mother jokes went out of style last century.
It was 75 years ago
What was 75 years ago?
75 Years ago, was last century....hell, 10 years ago was last century....
Quote from: ffejpsycho on March 19, 2009, 01:50:17 AM
75 Years ago, was last century....hell, 10 years ago was last century....
119. FAILING MATH
120. Being Real Captain Olimar.
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on March 27, 2009, 03:52:25 PM
120. Being Real Captain Olimar.
121. Being somebody stupider than Real Captain Olimar
Haha, I actually like what you wrote there!
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on March 30, 2009, 06:37:58 PM
121. Being somebody stupider than Real Captain Olimar
Even the law of attraction is not capable of this impossibility
Quote from: ffejpsycho on March 31, 2009, 12:43:35 AM
Even the law of attraction is not capable of this impossibility
122. An impossibility that brings death
123. Being that lady who, in the creationism episode of bogosity said that creationists are responsible for science as it stands today.
*waits for everyone's bogometers to explode*
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 28, 2009, 12:03:18 AM
123. Being that lady who, in the creationism episode of bogosity said that creationists are responsible for science as it stands today.
*waits for everyone's bogometers to explode*
124. Your bogometer exploding on you
125. Creationists taking over the world.
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 29, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
125. Creationists taking over the world.
126. not realizing tha they already run the government
Quote from: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.
Everyone make sequential suggestions.
Thank you for sharing with us the 1001 things we don't need to think about when we are under the influence of the law of attraction. But you have said that those are 1001, why is that there is only one, the moon?
_________________
California Orange County Lawyer (http://www.skbesq.com/)
Actually, there are 126 so far. (And a t-shirt!)
Why not contribute one of your own?
127. Fireworks
'nuff said.
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 28, 2009, 12:03:18 AM
123. Being that lady who, in the creationism episode of bogosity said that creationists are responsible for science as it stands today.
*waits for everyone's bogometers to explode*
I hear she makes great coffee!
128: raining coffee
heroin darts :P
You're supposed to put the number next to it so we can keep track. :P
130. Dr. Octogonapus. OH GOD! :O
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 12, 2009, 05:52:06 PM
You're supposed to put the number next to it so we can keep track. :P
130. Dr. Octogonapus. OH GOD! :O
131. Space Jam
132. Karl Marx coming back to life
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 22, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
132. Karl Marx coming back to life
That IS terrible!
133. Karl Marx and Adolf Hitler joining forces to do something evil.
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 12, 2009, 05:52:06 PM
130. Dr. Octogonapus. OH GOD! :O
looks like som1 was chargin up his LAZAH!!! :O=================>
134: FlAVA FLAAVZ BIG FUCKIN CLOCK!!!!!!
135: Rap music, all of it
136. a computer exploding
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 15, 2009, 09:12:05 AM
136. a computer exploding
137. multiple computers exploding at the same time
138. over 9000 computers exploding at the same time.
139. Shane's computer exploding. :P
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 15, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
138. over 9000 computers exploding at the same time.
139. Shane's computer exploding. :P
Ooh, specified number!
140. This:
http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/44507_6_468.jpeg (http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/44507_6_468.jpeg)
141: Socialism taking over the wo..oh, fuck...
142. Candlejack coming in an...
Quote from: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.
Everyone make sequential suggestions.
143. The moon falling.
144. The moon exploding.
145. The moon hoaxers actually being right.
146. Link mah boi to go 'n kill! :D
147. This thread dying. :P
148. An atomic holocaust.
149. The bible code dudes being right.
150. A flesh eating bacterial infection.
151. zombies
152. What to do in case of zombies
153. Virgil0211 doing a shameless plug
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 06, 2009, 05:27:19 PM
153. Virgil0211 doing a shameless plug
What can I say? I've got zombies on the brain. Must be that George Romero film marathon. =P
154. Surhotchaperchlorome calling you on a shameless plug
155. How to cure AIDS. (Apparently, that increases the power of the negative forces, right?)
156. MasterGhostKnight starting more crap with Shane.
157. The league of reason forum getting public on TV resulting in people thinking that place is an example of what real skepticism is all about.
158. Getting squished by monster boobs...
Oh wait...
159. Death by snoo-snoo.
160. Death by dinner. :O
161. Death by Rosie O'Donnel
162. Diabeetus
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 04:51:24 PM
161. Death by Rosie O'Donnel
162. Diabeetus
163. Virgil butchering the spelling of "diabetes".
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 12, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
163. Virgil butchering the spelling of "diabetes".
No, I mean diabeetus. It's a foul creature made from bad livers and sugary treats. =P
164. The Thing
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
No, I mean diabeetus. It's a foul creature made from bad livers and sugary treats. =P
164. The Thing
165. TJ's penis.
166. Just TJ in general.
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 12, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
165. TJ's penis.
Nah. I already said "The Thing".
167. Another series of shameless horror movie remakes. Oh, wait...
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_13027.html
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_7998.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfman_%282010_film%29
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/17227
http://www.horrorsquad.com/2009/08/07/details-on-the-thing-remake-emerge/
Ya wanna know the creepy thing? I didn't know about any of these apart from "Wolfman" until after I came up with this one. I just typed various horror titles followed by "remake" into google.
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 11:25:58 PM
Nah. I already said "The Thing".
167. Another series of shameless horror movie remakes. Oh, wait...
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_13027.html
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_7998.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfman_%282010_film%29
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/17227
http://www.horrorsquad.com/2009/08/07/details-on-the-thing-remake-emerge/
Ya wanna know the creepy thing? I didn't know about any of these apart from "Wolfman" until after I came up with this one. I just typed various horror titles followed by "remake" into google.
168. Virgil not being specific in his visualizations.
169. Virgil Saying, "You think that's bad?" again.
170. Virgil watching even moar Family Guy.
171. A warmongering President getting a Nobel Peace Prize.
Oh wait...
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 12, 2009, 11:50:13 PM
168. Virgil not being specific in his visualizations.
169. Surhotchaperchlorome not being familiar enough with John Carpenter movies.
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 13, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
169. Surhotchaperchlorome not being familiar enough with John Carpenter movies.
170. Seeing a reference to a John Carpenter movie and thinking it's a reference to a Marvel comic.
171. Shane losing more geek points.
172. The guy in this video: [yt]jItz-uNjoZA[/yt]
Hey, I like Danny Elfman!
173. Glenn Beck's continued good health
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident
174. This guy being taken seriously: [yt]PJADwIMOmqs[/yt]
175. Having to use this video:
[yt-wide]j0S194H6Uok[/yt-wide]
176. Having to use this video:
[yt]IBdSl7yeIiw[/yt]
(Chris Pirillo = win.)
177. Or this one:
[yt-wide]FAg5Q7S-u4w[/yt-wide]
178. Or this one:
[yt-wide]63pjK_bIgD0[/yt-wide]
179. Or this one: [yt]5x_-IoeSB-A[/yt]
180: Barney and Friends.
181. Al Gore becoming the next president.
182. ManBearPig attacking
183. Having to use THIS video: [yt]COt0yvziSuc[/yt]
You mean the Oingo Boingo song? I think you're misinterpreting that. Understand that songwriters often write from the "bad guy's" perspective. Danny Elfman wrote it in frustration at seeing middle-age B-level movie producers riding around in limousines taking advantage of college-age girls who wanted a break in the movies.
The song is from the point of view of someone who is completely inept at relationships and has no emotional maturity whatsoever. "They don't ask me questions / They don't want to scold me / They don't look for answers / They just want to hold me" That's NOT a recipe for a healthy and lasting relationship, nor is it a sign of a mature and intelligent person. THAT is the message of the song.