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#1
Episode 4: The War on Drugs / Re: Blades
August 06, 2009, 11:29:04 PM
Switchblades are illegal because they are fun!

blade goes in
blade goes out
blade goes in
blade goes out

and according to law makers, anything fun should be immediately banned!
#3
General Discussion / Re: Question...
June 24, 2009, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on June 18, 2009, 10:21:50 AM
I say we petition to the government to bring this topic out of the forbidden realms, and we shall do it with the blood of a killer monster just to prove our point!


Find a killer monster, and I'm in!
#4
Drugs/Addictions are most of the time a symptom of an underlying problem.... NOT a disease!
I am so sick of AA/NA Cultists pushing the whole "Addiction is a disease" bullshit.

If it is is a disease, then why would we not be treating it as such. Go to an AA meeting they don't tell you to go see a doctor and look into some proper doctor approved medication (Methadone, etc...) or treatments.

No, they tell you you need to accept a GOD into your life and get "it" to start making decisions for you (how an immaterial thing is supposed to make a decision for you I could never understand) AA is a cult, and they work in exactly the same ways as a cult. They convince you that there is something deeply wrong with your soul, and then offer you a way out (and a way out that doesn't even work very well... 5% approx.)

If I went to a doctor and he/she told I had cancer, and his course of treatment was for me to go accept Jesus, and start apologizing to old girlfriends, I would run for the hills. Cancer is a proper disease, Addiction is not. It is a behavior.
#5
Episode 2: Creationism / Re: Online evolution demo
April 15, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Quote from: Jesus Loves Dinosaurs on April 15, 2009, 04:37:28 AM
The funny thing you should know about fossils is that they are not actually bones.  They have been supposedly "replaced by minerals"-- which means they are essentially rocks.  What a lot of these people do, is carve up stones so that they look like bones and they then have an erector set to make all these fantastical creatures. Now, not all of them a frauds of course, some of them are from the devil instead and should be pulverized to let the demons escape. 

Obvious Troll Is Obvious. I call Poe!

If dinosaurs are merely figments of the devils imagination. and their bones are crafted by him out of stone.
1. Why would god love dinosaurs?
2. How could even a semi-intelligent god, let alone omniscient one. Allow his supposed rival to plant such confusing and contradictory evidence in the ground. Which he knows will confuse the world and therefore condemn many people to the depths of hell... Not very benevolent... down right Sadistic...
#6
General Show Discussion / Re: Bowl Gag
April 15, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on April 13, 2009, 04:24:31 PM
Dude, it's just text. oh, wait, you're confusing DEAF with BLIND.


FAIL
#7
General Discussion / Re: People I'd like to see here
April 13, 2009, 03:42:29 AM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on April 12, 2009, 10:04:22 AM

Yeah, that's it for now.


Really...? You can't think of anymore?
#8
General Show Discussion / Re: Bowl Gag
April 13, 2009, 03:41:16 AM
My hearing will never come back after this.... :'(
#9
General Show Discussion / Re: Bowl Gag
April 12, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on April 12, 2009, 09:40:09 AM
YOU, SIR, ARE THEONE OF THE GREATEST GENIUSES THAT EVER LIVED, AND YOU ARE SO GREAT, NOT EVEN ALL CAPS IN SIZE INFINITY WILL BE ABLE TO EXPRESS HOW GREAT YOU AND YOUR GREATNESS TRULY ARE!


Great... Now I'm Deaf
#10
General Discussion / Re: Penn Says
April 10, 2009, 05:28:19 PM
it is just like when I would try to visit the Penn & Teller: Bullshit website on Sho.com it would not let me access it because I was not in USA... good marketing....
#11
General Discussion / Re: vegetarian vs meat eater?
April 09, 2009, 02:05:08 AM

I find these arguments in particular to be bullshit... (I know you are not a veg. I am just replying to the arguments listed, not arguing with you...)

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1st. ...Yes, I guess that would suck....(what kind of argument is this anyway?)

2nd. Not as good for health as eating meat. the body cannot get as much out of Products with fortified vitamins, as it can out of the real thing with unfortified vitamins. Besides anyone who calls themselves a vegetarian while still eating eggs and fish, is nothing more than a hypocrite.

3rd. If I am not mistaken aren't we having a hard enough time trying grow enough crops to feed the world already, without everyone only eating vegetables... It is easy to say this kind of stuff when we all live in a area of the world with enough money and resources to be able to complain about eating. Much of the world struggles for any food at all. It may possibly be better for the environment, but in return people starve. (and I am not even sure it is better for the environment. I don't know enough about it)

4th. So eating animals is unethical... Are lions unethical because they eat gazelles? Are birds unethical because they eat worms?... are you unethical if you walk down the street and step on an ant...? etc.

5th. If we did not need to eat meat, then why did natural selection deem it a worthy trait to keep...?
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I dunno, I look at most of the Vegetarians I see and they do not look very healthy at all. Very pale, usually underweight....
#12
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on April 07, 2009, 06:40:27 PM
Bump.


Gotta keep this one ALIVE!


lol, Bumping a Sticky'd thread.....
#13
Future Episodes / Re: Postmodernism
April 01, 2009, 01:04:24 AM
Quote from: IceSage on March 31, 2009, 11:53:38 AM
I've been in this line for over a day now and still no free stuff. This is a ripoff.

I agree, I shall write a sternly worded letter to whomever organized this event for free polka dotted Lampshades...

I guess it goes further to proving the point that nothing you really want, is ever free. :(
#14
Future Episodes / Re: The 9/11 Conspiracies
April 01, 2009, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on March 31, 2009, 04:20:47 PM
I'm neither. I'm just trying to get others to see my apparently idiotic input.

That's it.

That's the thing not all of it is idiotic, Some of it is kinda funny (If they are not meant to be serious posts)
#15
Future Episodes / Re: Postmodernism
March 31, 2009, 12:46:31 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on March 30, 2009, 08:59:38 PM
"Would everyone who has not received the free polka-dotted lampshades with their swim fins please come to the front of the line."


*Steps to the front of the line*