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#1
Future Episodes / Re: Jesus Used Tachyon Energy
November 20, 2009, 11:41:05 AM
From what I've heard, it's a theoretical particle that might exist.  If so, it would have negative mass, meaning it's stuck travelling faster than light and backwards through time (just as we things with positive mass are stuck going slower than light and forwards through time).  Whatever they are, Jesus apparently harnessed them to turn water into wine and all that jazz.  ::)
#2
Future Episodes / Jesus Used Tachyon Energy
November 19, 2009, 12:01:20 AM
Yes, apparently sub-atomic particles aren't actually things at all.  They're little bits of consciousness, and are completely able to think and act on their own.  (Neutrons and protons have a decent relationship, evidently, but those damn electrons keep trying to crowd them!)  Luckily, some sub-atomic particles are "nice enough" to do what we want them to if we...uhm...have love in our hearts?  That will let us manipulate them and allow miraculous feats.  Yeah, I don't get it either, but his direct "Jesus used tachyon energy" quote was just too much to pass up.  People actually believe this stuff?   :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30I1QQ4JCI&feature=rec-HM-r2
#3
Future Episodes / Re: Growing Earth hypothesis
November 18, 2009, 07:58:43 PM
I third this.  I've thought of making my own instead of just bashing the guy's illogical comments.  Sadly, it seems Neal Adams is just in it for the money.  I highly doubt he actually believes his own stuff.  Ask any in-depth question, and he turns you to his website where you can buy the DVDs for $20.  I have no sympathy for his kind.