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The Show => Episode 6: The Law of Attraction => Topic started by: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM

Title: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.

Everyone make sequential suggestions.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 26, 2008, 01:05:37 PM
Quote from: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.

Everyone make sequential suggestions.

Heart attacks
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 26, 2008, 05:05:54 PM
Hundreds and hundreds of arrows, a la the movie 300 or the latest episode of Mythbusters.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on October 26, 2008, 05:17:26 PM
the sun
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 26, 2008, 05:50:18 PM
a black hole
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Atheos5150 on October 26, 2008, 05:52:12 PM
zombies  :D
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 26, 2008, 05:53:59 PM
clowns
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 06:05:43 PM
Kent Hovind
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on October 26, 2008, 06:11:55 PM
McCain becoming president.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on October 26, 2008, 06:11:55 PM
McCain becoming president.
Palin becoming President
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Atheos5150 on October 26, 2008, 06:52:10 PM
Astroid...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 26, 2008, 06:54:47 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on October 26, 2008, 05:53:59 PM
clowns

Conversely, if you are a clown, coulrophobes
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on October 26, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
Or cheeseburgers.

(http://cectic.com/comics/015.png)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 26, 2008, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on October 26, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
Or cheeseburgers.

(http://cectic.com/comics/015.png)

LOL, this is about the best example I have seen of the law of attraction.

Next, pissed off Gabon vipers
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Textra1 on October 27, 2008, 01:12:37 AM
Quote1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Rosie O'Donnell


I think about Scarlet Johanson every-night before I go to sleep and she hasn't shown up yet. I must be doing it wrong. (http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m301/aaronlittle/crap.gif)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on October 27, 2008, 07:20:18 PM
explosions
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 27, 2008, 11:32:40 PM
Oprah
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 28, 2008, 04:27:21 PM
18. Being killed by saganites
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 28, 2008, 04:28:27 PM
19. Being killed by pikmin

20. being killed by bulborbs

21. being killed by snagrets
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: chrisch on October 28, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
A failing Internet connecT1รถ#@~,.....   error 404
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 28, 2008, 05:22:21 PM
Being turned into a DalEX-TER-MI-NATE!!!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 28, 2008, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on October 28, 2008, 05:22:21 PM
Being turned into a DalEX-TER-MI-NATE!!!

24. anything you're allergic too
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on October 28, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
AIDS
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 29, 2008, 07:14:39 AM
Quote from: Sinlingual on October 28, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
AIDS

26. Animals being overthrown by plants.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 29, 2008, 10:31:07 AM
27. Plants being overthrown by sentient shades of the color blue.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
28. Sentient shades of blue being overthrown by violet gelatinous forms
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 29, 2008, 01:20:08 PM
Prostate Cancer
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 29, 2008, 01:54:28 PM
30. Piano, above your head, accelerating downwards.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 02:01:09 PM
falling into a pit of Kent Hovinds
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on October 29, 2008, 02:34:47 PM
32. Having Ken Ham's IQ.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 29, 2008, 02:39:44 PM
33. President Palin.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on October 29, 2008, 02:40:17 PM
*shudder*
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 02:48:51 PM
34. Being the President after Palin
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 29, 2008, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
28. Sentient shades of blue being overthrown by violet gelatinous forms

35. Violet gelatinous forms beung overthrown by pikmin
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on October 29, 2008, 05:41:15 PM
33. french women's armpits
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on October 29, 2008, 06:02:48 PM
37: NAAFP (http://media.putfile.com/FG_NAAFP)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 29, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
Quote from: Andy120290 on October 29, 2008, 06:02:48 PM
37: NAAFP (http://media.putfile.com/FG_NAAFP)

38: NAACIDP (Let's see who figures this one out)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 29, 2008, 09:20:20 PM
39. Cats catching on fire
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 10:29:19 PM
40. the elevator malfunctioning
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Textra1 on October 30, 2008, 03:38:49 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on October 29, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
38: NAACIDP (Let's see who figures this one out)
National Association for the Advancement of Creation and Intelligent Design Proponents?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on October 30, 2008, 06:37:57 AM
Quote from: Textra1 on October 30, 2008, 03:38:49 AM
National Association for the Advancement of Creation and Intelligent Design Proponents?

[applause]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on October 30, 2008, 06:39:55 AM
Quote from: Teredona on October 29, 2008, 10:29:19 PM
40. the elevator malfunctioning

41. Zeeky H. Bomb
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on October 30, 2008, 11:47:14 AM
Quote from: Textra1 on October 30, 2008, 03:38:49 AM
National Association for the Advancement of Creation and Intelligent Design Proponents?

Are they for real?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 12:15:57 AM
42. loosing large sums of money
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 02, 2008, 08:01:53 AM
Quote from: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 12:15:57 AM
42. loosing large sums of money

43. Mr. Big Shoe
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 02, 2008, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 12:15:57 AM
42. loosing large sums of money

44. Being overrun by people who put an extra "o" in "losing"  :P
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on November 02, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
Meh, I could care less.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 07:11:21 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 02, 2008, 09:44:45 AM
44. Being overrun by people who put an extra "o" in "losing"  :P

45. Being overrun by people who correct grammar constantly

(I appreciate it though. It's kinda hard without a spell checker... and without lessons in grammar)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on November 02, 2008, 07:38:00 PM
Having Jarrah White's math skills.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on November 02, 2008, 07:38:00 PM
Having Jarrah White's math skills.

indeed, or having any creationist's skills in science
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on November 02, 2008, 08:47:37 PM
Having Kent Hovind's tax debt
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 08:56:51 PM
having a knife stabbed through my hand
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Textra1 on November 02, 2008, 11:44:42 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on October 30, 2008, 11:47:14 AM
Are they for real?

Fortunately no. Well, not as far as I'm aware at least. I just made it up to fit Mr Bog's acronym. (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/wink.gif)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 03, 2008, 07:47:56 AM
Quote from: Teredona on November 02, 2008, 07:11:21 PM
45. Being overrun by people who correct grammar constantly

(I appreciate it though. It's kinda hard without a spell checker... and without lessons in grammar)

50. Pikmin being overthrown by plents
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Sinlingual on November 03, 2008, 09:36:39 AM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 02, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
Meh, I could care less.
51. Being overrun by people who can't use idioms correctly.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on November 03, 2008, 04:56:49 PM
52. People who don't get irony.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 04:57:31 PM
53. Items in a list being repeated more than once.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 04:57:49 PM
54. Items in a list being repeated more than once.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on November 03, 2008, 05:09:55 PM
55. bleach
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 03, 2008, 07:13:49 PM
56. tellurium breath
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on November 03, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
57. PeOpLe WhO cApItAlIzE eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR iN a SeNtEnCe.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
58. Rirelguvat va gur jbeyq orvat rapbqrq jvgu Ebg13.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 03, 2008, 08:00:58 PM
59. Typed words that are incoherent
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on November 03, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
58. Everything in the world being encoded with Rot13.

60. People who figured out what the hell he was saying.  ;D
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Textra1 on November 04, 2008, 02:10:22 AM
61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: IceSage on November 04, 2008, 04:30:14 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 03, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
58. Rirelguvat va gur jbeyq orvat rapbqrq jvgu Ebg13.

I learned my Rot13 from the PBS series Ghostwriter when I was like, 7! (no joke)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 04, 2008, 06:40:13 AM
Quote from: Textra1 on November 04, 2008, 02:10:22 AM
61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66

There are only 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 04, 2008, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Textra1 on November 04, 2008, 02:10:22 AM
61. 51 62 68 6f 79 72 20 72 61 70 62 71 76 61 74 20 7a 72 66 66 6e 74 72 66 20 67 62 20 6f 72 20 6e 20 66 7a 6e 65 67 20 6e 66 66

62. Dimentio (from Super Paper Mario)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on November 04, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Textra1 on November 04, 2008, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 04, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.

Rimmer: Holly, as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.
Holly: Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 05, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 04, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
63. Homojn, kiuj ne parolas Esperanton.

64. Obama and Biden dieing at the same time
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 05, 2008, 07:36:58 PM
65. Libertarians not becoming a major player in politics
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 06, 2008, 05:34:08 PM
Quote from: Teredona on November 05, 2008, 07:36:58 PM
65. Libertarians not becoming a major player in politics

66. Y1K
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on November 07, 2008, 06:47:13 PM
67. Osama getting nukes
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 08, 2008, 02:08:59 PM
Quote from: Sinlingual on November 07, 2008, 06:47:13 PM
67. Osama getting nukes

68. Palin getting nukes
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on November 16, 2008, 11:07:22 AM
69. Dead forums.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Textra1 on November 17, 2008, 12:22:34 AM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 16, 2008, 11:07:22 AM
69. Dead forums.

:(
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Atheos5150 on November 19, 2008, 03:37:56 PM
70: Nonexistence.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 19, 2008, 07:17:19 PM
71. ll f th vwls n th wrld dspprng.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on November 19, 2008, 07:55:20 PM
72. Java is the only language used for programing
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Atheos5150 on November 19, 2008, 08:35:01 PM
73. #74
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on November 19, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
74. #73
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on November 19, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Venomfangx teaching science
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 19, 2008, 10:49:12 PM
75. VenomFangX teaching ANYTHING.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on November 20, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
77. People who forget that BZ987654's post is #75 and MrBogosity's post was really #76.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 20, 2008, 04:57:55 PM
78. People who point out minor mistakes on stupid internet forums.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 20, 2008, 05:25:41 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 20, 2008, 04:57:55 PM
78. People who point out minor mistakes on stupid internet forums.

79. aworldwhere nobody has a sense of humor
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on November 20, 2008, 05:57:44 PM
80. People, who, overuse, commas.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 20, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on November 20, 2008, 05:25:41 PM
79. aworldwhere nobody has a sense of humor

81. A world where people don't recognize humor when they see it.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on November 20, 2008, 06:38:08 PM
82. A world without sex
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on November 20, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Midget clowns
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Atheos5150 on November 20, 2008, 11:57:37 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on November 20, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Midget clowns
Now that's scary...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on November 20, 2008, 11:58:46 PM
Quote from: Atheos5150 on November 20, 2008, 11:57:37 PM
Now that's scary...

Glad someone agrees
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on November 21, 2008, 06:24:50 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 20, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
81. A world where people don't recognize humor when they see it.

Too many layers of meta-humor.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 27, 2008, 12:00:04 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on November 21, 2008, 06:24:50 AM
Too many layers of meta-humor.

84. not enough layers of meta-humor
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on November 27, 2008, 12:39:33 PM
85. Meta-layers of meta-humor.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on November 28, 2008, 01:44:58 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on November 27, 2008, 12:39:33 PM
85. Meta-layers of meta-humor.

86. your bogometer reachig positive six
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on December 01, 2008, 09:57:23 PM
87. a bogometer melting in my hand
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on December 02, 2008, 06:08:34 PM
being given creationism books by your family and them expecting you to read them......
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on December 03, 2008, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 02, 2008, 06:08:34 PM
being given creationism books by your family and them expecting you to read them......

Did that happen?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on December 03, 2008, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on December 03, 2008, 07:55:35 PM
Did that happen?

yes, I got three Henry Morris books for my birthday.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 03, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
I got Atlas Shrugged. So, okay, sure, I'll finally read it. When I get around to it. This things' the size of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on December 04, 2008, 09:32:26 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 03, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
I got Atlas Shrugged. So, okay, sure, I'll finally read it. When I get around to it. This things' the size of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!

Man, I would read the first part and never finish it if it was that size. I never knew I had so many creationists in my family, they are all coming out of the woods after me.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: IceSage on December 06, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
88. Paul Reaubens making a comeback with a new Pee-Wee Herman movie based off of the original MTV's Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on December 07, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
Quote from: IceSage on December 06, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
88. Paul Reaubens making a comeback with a new Pee-Wee Herman movie based off of the original MTV's Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

Sitting next to Paul Reaubens in a movie theater.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 10, 2008, 06:47:32 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 07, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
Sitting next to Paul Reaubens in a movie theater.

90. getting eaten by grey goo
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 10, 2008, 09:37:04 PM
91. Someone who keeps going on about grey goo without explaining what the hell he's talking about.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on December 11, 2008, 12:45:02 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 10, 2008, 09:37:04 PM
... without explaining what the hell he's talking about.

Yeah, he'll does that.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on December 11, 2008, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 10, 2008, 09:37:04 PM
91. Someone who keeps going on about grey goo without explaining what the hell he's talking about.

Yeah, I do not know about the grey goo.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 11, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 11, 2008, 11:20:49 AM
Yeah, I do not know about the grey goo.

92. someone who will not use wikipedia to learn about something
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on December 11, 2008, 09:30:07 PM
93. Real Captain Olimar making more useless posts.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on December 12, 2008, 01:41:50 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on December 11, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
92. someone who will not use wikipedia to learn about something

Wikipedia never lies, sorry, I never use wikipedia for my information and there is a good reason for that.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 12, 2008, 06:11:44 PM
Quote from: Andy120290 on December 11, 2008, 09:30:07 PM
93. Real Captain Olimar making more useless posts.

94. this guy
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on December 12, 2008, 11:50:42 PM
Quote from: BZ987654 on December 12, 2008, 01:41:50 PM
Wikipedia never lies, sorry, I never use wikipedia for my information and there is a good reason for that.

True dat! Conservapedia is much more reliable!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 13, 2008, 08:35:40 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on December 12, 2008, 11:50:42 PM
True dat! Conservapedia is much more reliable!

[quote author+Lex Luther link=topic=a movie]
WROOOOOOONG!
[/quote]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Sinlingual on December 13, 2008, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on December 13, 2008, 08:35:40 PM


just, just kill yourself. get a joke. I guess we're on...

95. Real Captain Olimar becoming president
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 15, 2008, 07:51:25 PM
Quote from: Sinlingual on December 13, 2008, 09:15:54 PM
just, just kill yourself. get a joke. I guess we're on...

95. Real Captain Olimar becoming president

If I become presidentnext electon, Shane will be secretary of education!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on December 16, 2008, 03:04:38 AM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on December 15, 2008, 07:51:25 PM
If I become presidentnext electon, Shane will be secretary of education!

What about that, Real Captain Olimar actually said something intelligent.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 16, 2008, 06:36:47 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on December 16, 2008, 03:04:38 AM
What about that, Real Captain Olimar actually said something intelligent.

What about that, I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Tom S. Fox on December 17, 2008, 02:59:31 AM
Now you know how we feel whenever you write something.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Sinlingual on December 17, 2008, 05:08:52 PM
If you can't even get popular on this forum, how the hell are you going to become popular with the over half of the united states?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 18, 2008, 05:06:41 PM
Quote from: Sinlingual on December 17, 2008, 05:08:52 PM
If you can't even get popular on this forum, how the hell are you going to become popular with the over half of the united states?

96. This guy

97. someoe stealing your fridge
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 18, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
98. 97, with you in it
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 18, 2008, 09:25:59 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 18, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
98. 97, with you in it

99. 98, with you stealing it
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 18, 2008, 11:11:54 PM
Recursion error--does not compute--recursion error--does not compute...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 24, 2008, 03:35:51 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on December 18, 2008, 11:11:54 PM
Recursion error--does not compute--recursion error--does not compute...

100. That

101. TROGDOR!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: 11mc22 on December 26, 2008, 02:30:05 AM
102. pokemon
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on December 28, 2008, 08:16:31 AM
Quote from: 11mc22 on December 26, 2008, 02:30:05 AM
102. pokemon
103. a mix between all of the above
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on January 03, 2009, 02:25:20 PM
104. A mix of all of the below.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 10, 2009, 10:59:03 AM
Quote from: Virgil0211 on January 03, 2009, 02:25:20 PM
104. A mix of all of the below.

104 1/2. That post
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on January 11, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
105. Loaded questions.
106. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and then expect respect and admiration in return.
107. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and actually get respect and admiration in return.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 12, 2009, 07:17:42 AM
Quote from: Andy120290 on January 11, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
105. Loaded questions.
106. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and then expect respect and admiration in return.
107. People who act like assholes and treat other people like crap and actually get respect and admiration in return.

108. Computer viruses messing up reality
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on January 23, 2009, 05:12:38 PM
109. Someone making a product out of your thread and putting it in the Bogosity Store (http://www.cafepress.com/TotalBogosity):

(http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxNTJfRl9jNi5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzOS5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzMyNTM0ODg5XzQwMHg0MDAucG5nfHxzY2FsZT1MMCwxNTAsMTUwLFRyYW5zcGFyZW50fGxvYWQ9dG0tTDAsYmxhbms6MTUyX0ZfYzZfdG1hc2suanBnfGNvbXBvc2U9TDAsdG0tTDAsVGV4dHVyZU1hc2ssLTE2MCwtMTAyfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWxwaGFCbGVuZCwxNjAsMTAyfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 23, 2009, 06:43:53 PM
Woah, does it actually contain things from this thread?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on January 23, 2009, 08:26:05 PM
Yes it does! I recongize two of my own.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 23, 2009, 08:35:01 PM
Which ones? I just can't make out anything!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on January 23, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
Here is a larger version of the Bogosity store website:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/missioncmdr/LawofAttraction.jpg)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 23, 2009, 09:21:35 PM
Damn, he didn't use my Esperanto one!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on January 23, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Not everything, just the ones I really liked.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 23, 2009, 10:22:25 PM
If I had known that you would do this, I would have tried harder.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on January 23, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
I didn't even know I would do this. It was just an idea I had.

If you want to keep trying, by all means, I can always update the graphic.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on January 23, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
Okay.

110. Missing an opportunity.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on January 25, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
Quote from: Andy120290 on January 23, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
Here is a larger version of the Bogosity store website:

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a37/missioncmdr/LawofAttraction.jpg)

I see none of MINE!

111. this shirt NOT coming to the bogosity store
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: 11mc22 on January 26, 2009, 02:14:41 AM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on January 25, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
I see none of MINE!

I wonder why
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: ffejpsycho on January 28, 2009, 10:10:24 PM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on January 25, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
I see none of MINE!

Get your army of Pikmin to each sign a petition to get yours put on!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on January 30, 2009, 05:57:24 AM
112. Other people attempting to get silly ideas put onto a shirt
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Andy120290 on February 22, 2009, 12:08:08 AM
113. Unnecessarily long discussions about how long the introduction to The Simpsons is.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Atheos5150 on February 22, 2009, 12:17:09 PM
YAY FOR ZOMBIES!!!!!!111111 

YAY FOR ASTEROIDS! And it being spelled correctly!   ;D

lol
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on February 22, 2009, 02:11:17 PM
Quote from: PaperRedemption on February 22, 2009, 12:17:09 PM
YAY FOR ZOMBIES!!!!!!111111 

YAY FOR ASTEROIDS! And it being spelled correctly!   ;D

lol

You should have put the thing about me becoming president.

Speaking of presidency...

114. Shane losing the presidental election
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Teredona on March 06, 2009, 11:17:35 AM
115. failing physics
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on March 12, 2009, 09:56:46 AM
116. Your mother




ZING
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on March 12, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
117. People who make mother jokes that went out of style last century.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on March 12, 2009, 04:39:24 PM
Quote from: MrBogosity on March 12, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
117. People who make mother jokes that went out of style last century.

118. People who think mother jokes went out of style last century.




It was 75 years ago





Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on March 12, 2009, 04:54:56 PM
What was 75 years ago?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: ffejpsycho on March 19, 2009, 01:50:17 AM
75 Years ago, was last century....hell, 10 years ago was last century....
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on March 27, 2009, 07:10:17 AM
Quote from: ffejpsycho on March 19, 2009, 01:50:17 AM
75 Years ago, was last century....hell, 10 years ago was last century....

119. FAILING MATH
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on March 27, 2009, 03:52:25 PM
120. Being Real Captain Olimar.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on March 30, 2009, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: Tom S. Fox on March 27, 2009, 03:52:25 PM
120. Being Real Captain Olimar.

121. Being somebody stupider than Real Captain Olimar
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Tom S. Fox on March 30, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
Haha, I actually like what you wrote there!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: ffejpsycho on March 31, 2009, 12:43:35 AM
Quote from: Real Captain Olimar on March 30, 2009, 06:37:58 PM
121. Being somebody stupider than Real Captain Olimar

Even the law of attraction is not capable of this impossibility
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on March 31, 2009, 04:17:38 PM
Quote from: ffejpsycho on March 31, 2009, 12:43:35 AM
Even the law of attraction is not capable of this impossibility
122. An impossibility that brings death
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on April 28, 2009, 12:03:18 AM
123. Being that lady who, in the creationism episode of bogosity said that creationists are responsible for science as it stands today.
*waits for everyone's bogometers to explode*
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on April 29, 2009, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 28, 2009, 12:03:18 AM
123. Being that lady who, in the creationism episode of bogosity said that creationists are responsible for science as it stands today.
*waits for everyone's bogometers to explode*
124. Your bogometer exploding on you
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on April 29, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
125.  Creationists taking over the world.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on May 01, 2009, 06:48:48 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 29, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
125.  Creationists taking over the world.
126. not realizing tha they already run the government
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: lolita18 on June 10, 2009, 10:34:25 PM
Quote from: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.

Everyone make sequential suggestions.


Thank you for sharing with us the 1001 things we don't need to think about when we are under the influence of the law of attraction. But you have said that those are 1001, why is that there is only one, the moon?




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Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on June 11, 2009, 07:48:03 AM
Actually, there are 126 so far. (And a t-shirt!)

Why not contribute one of your own?
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on July 07, 2009, 05:48:22 AM
127. Fireworks
'nuff said.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on July 07, 2009, 11:23:50 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on April 28, 2009, 12:03:18 AM
123. Being that lady who, in the creationism episode of bogosity said that creationists are responsible for science as it stands today.
*waits for everyone's bogometers to explode*

I hear she makes great coffee!

128: raining coffee
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: thelastgrungekid on July 12, 2009, 05:39:40 PM
heroin darts  :P
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on July 12, 2009, 05:52:06 PM
You're supposed to put the number next to it so we can keep track. :P

130.  Dr. Octogonapus. OH GOD! :O
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on July 21, 2009, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 12, 2009, 05:52:06 PM
You're supposed to put the number next to it so we can keep track. :P

130.  Dr. Octogonapus. OH GOD! :O

131. Space Jam
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on July 22, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
132.  Karl Marx coming back to life
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on August 10, 2009, 05:37:28 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 22, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
132.  Karl Marx coming back to life

That IS terrible!

133. Karl Marx and Adolf Hitler joining forces to do something evil.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: thelastgrungekid on August 13, 2009, 11:04:19 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on July 12, 2009, 05:52:06 PM

130.  Dr. Octogonapus. OH GOD! :O

looks like som1 was chargin up his LAZAH!!! :O=================>

134: FlAVA FLAAVZ BIG FUCKIN CLOCK!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: BZ987654 on August 14, 2009, 04:35:40 PM
135: Rap music, all of it
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on August 15, 2009, 09:12:05 AM
136. a computer exploding
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on August 15, 2009, 12:17:47 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 15, 2009, 09:12:05 AM
136. a computer exploding

137. multiple computers exploding at the same time
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on August 15, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
138. over 9000 computers exploding at the same time.

139.  Shane's computer exploding.  :P
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Real Captain Olimar on August 17, 2009, 11:22:48 AM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 15, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
138. over 9000 computers exploding at the same time.

139.  Shane's computer exploding.  :P

Ooh, specified number!

140. This:

http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/44507_6_468.jpeg (http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/44507_6_468.jpeg)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on September 04, 2009, 08:48:30 PM
141:  Socialism taking over the wo..oh, fuck...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on October 02, 2009, 05:41:25 PM
142. Candlejack coming in an...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 06, 2009, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: Theta Omega on October 26, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
1. The moon.

Everyone make sequential suggestions.
143. The moon falling.
144. The moon exploding.
145. The moon hoaxers actually being right.

146.  Link mah boi to go 'n kill! :D

147. This thread dying. :P

148. An atomic holocaust.
149. The bible code dudes being right.

150. A flesh eating bacterial infection.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 06, 2009, 05:00:09 PM
151. zombies
152. What to do in case of zombies
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 06, 2009, 05:27:19 PM
153. Virgil0211 doing a shameless plug
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 06, 2009, 08:48:25 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 06, 2009, 05:27:19 PM
153. Virgil0211 doing a shameless plug

What can I say? I've got zombies on the brain. Must be that George Romero film marathon. =P

154. Surhotchaperchlorome calling you on a shameless plug
155. How to cure AIDS. (Apparently, that increases the power of the negative forces, right?)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 08, 2009, 11:45:02 AM
156.  MasterGhostKnight starting more crap with Shane.
157.  The league of reason forum getting public on TV resulting in people thinking that place is an example of what real skepticism is all about.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Gumba Masta on December 10, 2009, 02:45:56 PM
158. Getting squished by monster boobs...

Oh wait...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attrac
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 10, 2009, 05:31:18 PM
159. Death by snoo-snoo.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 12, 2009, 01:37:43 PM
160.  Death by dinner. :O
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 04:51:24 PM
161. Death by Rosie O'Donnel
162. Diabeetus
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 12, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 04:51:24 PM
161. Death by Rosie O'Donnel
162. Diabeetus
163. Virgil butchering the spelling of "diabetes".
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 12, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
163. Virgil butchering the spelling of "diabetes".
No, I mean diabeetus. It's a foul creature made from bad livers and sugary treats. =P

164. The Thing
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 12, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
No, I mean diabeetus. It's a foul creature made from bad livers and sugary treats. =P

164. The Thing
165.  TJ's penis.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: AHPMB on December 12, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
166.  Just TJ in general.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 11:25:58 PM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 12, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
165.  TJ's penis.

Nah. I already said "The Thing".

167. Another series of shameless horror movie remakes. Oh, wait...

http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_13027.html
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_7998.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfman_%282010_film%29
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/17227
http://www.horrorsquad.com/2009/08/07/details-on-the-thing-remake-emerge/

Ya wanna know the creepy thing? I didn't know about any of these apart from "Wolfman" until after I came up with this one. I just typed various horror titles followed by "remake" into google.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 12, 2009, 11:50:13 PM
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 12, 2009, 11:25:58 PM
Nah. I already said "The Thing".

167. Another series of shameless horror movie remakes. Oh, wait...

http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_13027.html
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_7998.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfman_%282010_film%29
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/17227
http://www.horrorsquad.com/2009/08/07/details-on-the-thing-remake-emerge/

Ya wanna know the creepy thing? I didn't know about any of these apart from "Wolfman" until after I came up with this one. I just typed various horror titles followed by "remake" into google.
168. Virgil not being specific in his visualizations.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 12, 2009, 11:52:51 PM
169.  Virgil Saying, "You think that's bad?" again.
170.  Virgil watching even moar Family Guy.

171.  A warmongering President getting a Nobel Peace Prize.
Oh wait...
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Virgil0211 on December 13, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on December 12, 2009, 11:50:13 PM
168. Virgil not being specific in his visualizations.

169. Surhotchaperchlorome not being familiar enough with John Carpenter movies.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 13, 2009, 06:45:55 AM
Quote from: Virgil0211 on December 13, 2009, 01:50:41 AM
169. Surhotchaperchlorome not being familiar enough with John Carpenter movies.

170. Seeing a reference to a John Carpenter movie and thinking it's a reference to a Marvel comic.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 13, 2009, 02:03:54 PM
171.  Shane losing more geek points.

172.  The guy in this video:  [yt]jItz-uNjoZA[/yt]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 13, 2009, 03:22:19 PM
Hey, I like Danny Elfman!
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: AHPMB on December 13, 2009, 03:46:47 PM
173.  Glenn Beck's continued good health

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 13, 2009, 06:17:04 PM
174.  This guy being taken seriously: [yt]PJADwIMOmqs[/yt]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 13, 2009, 08:28:04 PM
175. Having to use this video:

[yt-wide]j0S194H6Uok[/yt-wide]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 13, 2009, 08:40:17 PM
176.  Having to use this video:

[yt]IBdSl7yeIiw[/yt]

(Chris Pirillo = win.)
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on December 15, 2009, 11:32:58 AM
177. Or this one:

[yt-wide]FAg5Q7S-u4w[/yt-wide]

178. Or this one:

[yt-wide]63pjK_bIgD0[/yt-wide]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 17, 2009, 03:11:59 PM
179.  Or this one:  [yt]5x_-IoeSB-A[/yt]

180:  Barney and Friends.
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 19, 2009, 12:20:18 AM
181.  Al Gore becoming the next president.

182.  ManBearPig attacking
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: Travis Retriever on December 20, 2009, 10:26:00 PM
183.  Having to use THIS video:  [yt]COt0yvziSuc[/yt]
Title: Re: 1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction
Post by: MrBogosity on May 18, 2011, 08:26:12 AM
You mean the Oingo Boingo song? I think you're misinterpreting that. Understand that songwriters often write from the "bad guy's" perspective. Danny Elfman wrote it in frustration at seeing middle-age B-level movie producers riding around in limousines taking advantage of college-age girls who wanted a break in the movies.

The song is from the point of view of someone who is completely inept at relationships and has no emotional maturity whatsoever. "They don't ask me questions / They don't want to scold me / They don't look for answers / They just want to hold me" That's NOT a recipe for a healthy and lasting relationship, nor is it a sign of a mature and intelligent person. THAT is the message of the song.
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