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Virgil0211

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Zombie plan
« on: December 06, 2009, 12:11:35 AM »
I don't know about anybody else here, but something my friends and I liked doing when we had nothing else to do was come up with fictional "zombie plans" and try to figure out which one would be the most effective. Well...

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html

So, anybody have a good zombie plan?

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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 09:38:38 AM »
It really depends on which zombies we're talking about.  Is it the slow shambling risen from the dead George Romero zombie?  The quick and rabid 28 Days Later zombies?  Mind Controlled Zombies ala Cell, Head Crab Zombies?

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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 09:58:24 AM »
Or mutant zombie hamsters infected with HIV-1? It MATTERS, people!

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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 10:30:27 AM »
It really depends on which zombies we're talking about.  Is it the slow shambling risen from the dead George Romero zombie?  The quick and rabid 28 Days Later zombies?  Mind Controlled Zombies ala Cell, Head Crab Zombies?

Any and all contingency plans based on said scenarios are welcome. =P

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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 12:48:40 PM »
Well I for one would love to see Shane's contingency plan for the AIDS Hamsters.

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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 08:27:12 PM »
Or mutant zombie hamsters infected with HIV-1? It MATTERS, people!
Or mutated zombies that are on fire.
What? Fire bad...
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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2009, 08:32:30 PM »
The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?

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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2009, 08:41:55 PM »
The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?
Good question.

So Virgil, what has gotten zombies on your mind all of a sudden?
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Re: Zombie plan
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 05:33:08 PM »
The thing I keep wondering is, if you have sex with a zombie, is it technically necrophilia?

Not if the zombie makes the first move.