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Jesus Used Tachyon Energy
« on: November 19, 2009, 12:01:20 AM »
Yes, apparently sub-atomic particles aren't actually things at all.  They're little bits of consciousness, and are completely able to think and act on their own.  (Neutrons and protons have a decent relationship, evidently, but those damn electrons keep trying to crowd them!)  Luckily, some sub-atomic particles are "nice enough" to do what we want them to if we...uhm...have love in our hearts?  That will let us manipulate them and allow miraculous feats.  Yeah, I don't get it either, but his direct "Jesus used tachyon energy" quote was just too much to pass up.  People actually believe this stuff?   :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30I1QQ4JCI&feature=rec-HM-r2

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Re: Jesus Used Tachyon Energy
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 11:48:49 PM »
I thought they just arbitrarily used Tachyons to solve dilemmas and plot inconsistencies in Star Trek. Could someone contact Roddenberry's estate and get a lawsuit going?

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Re: Jesus Used Tachyon Energy
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 11:41:05 AM »
From what I've heard, it's a theoretical particle that might exist.  If so, it would have negative mass, meaning it's stuck travelling faster than light and backwards through time (just as we things with positive mass are stuck going slower than light and forwards through time).  Whatever they are, Jesus apparently harnessed them to turn water into wine and all that jazz.  ::)