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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #510 on: November 27, 2010, 09:53:40 PM »
"All libertarians are affluent" - Atticana source
Well, except for the ones that aren't...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #511 on: November 27, 2010, 10:00:10 PM »
"You have no idea...Check out his channel page for what he calls, '1.4 people being killing by capitalism'." --Me, in my response to FlowCell about MaoistRebelNews2's userpage.
Yeah, I made a fail quote.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #512 on: November 27, 2010, 10:11:46 PM »
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #513 on: November 27, 2010, 10:46:57 PM »
"All libertarians are affluent" - Atticana source
Well, except for the ones that aren't...

Speaking of which, where's my fail quote you promised? I thought I was going to get a chance to debate someone on a relevant topic without a 500 character limit. Besides, I owe you one for that virgin remark, don't I? :-P

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #514 on: November 28, 2010, 07:49:37 AM »
My question is, where were you when the dead lift was last seen alive?

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #515 on: November 28, 2010, 04:45:47 PM »
I've split off the side discussion into its own topic: https://www.bogosity.tv/forum/index.php?topic=579.0

Back to Teh Failz!

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #516 on: November 28, 2010, 09:49:16 PM »
Back to Teh Failz!

I aim to please!

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If he was really "dirt poor" he's wouldn't be so happy. He is in fact RICH and his literally *hundreds* of videos championing the free market is adequate proof of that. Middle class Americans don't eat Sorbet. They eat Sherbert. Likewise they don't use a bidet. They use normal toilets. Buyings Spinney's BS is like buying the delusion that capitalism can save our tanking economy.
--JonPaulDorn
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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #517 on: November 29, 2010, 01:03:51 AM »
"Gene variations between individuals is greater than between races, What does 'cascading gene expression' mean?"--Source
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #518 on: November 29, 2010, 06:07:47 AM »
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Likewise they don't use a bidet. They use normal toilets.

Um...PLEASE tell me he doesn't poo in a bidet when he travels!

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #519 on: November 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM »
As long as he does'nt use it to wash his shoes.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #520 on: November 29, 2010, 04:21:20 PM »
Or brush his teeth.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #521 on: November 29, 2010, 10:45:43 PM »
Quote from: ReliableInsider
@LordCustos3
There IS actually something worse than tyranny of the majority:
tyranny of the MINORITY.

And there is something better than tyranny of the majority:
democracy.

When the world is full of whackaloons, we need better schools, not 'better' dictators.
Then the educated will see the wisdom of electing non-dictators.
Gotta love the democracy apologists.

The source is from the comments of this video:


« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 03:07:27 PM by surhotchaperchlorome »
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #522 on: November 30, 2010, 02:46:20 AM »
Wow, that LordCustos3 quote is so full of stupid, it burns. 

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #523 on: November 30, 2010, 03:05:19 PM »
Actually, ReliableInsider was the author of the quote.  It was just addressed toLordCusto3, as stated.
Also, I added a source to the fail quote, just in case you want to see it in full context.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 03:08:02 PM by surhotchaperchlorome »
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #524 on: November 30, 2010, 09:16:18 PM »

Speaks for itself.