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May 23, 2010, 03:27:02 AM #210 Last Edit: May 23, 2010, 04:25:07 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quotehttp://www.thecritui.com/articles/Engle%20II.pdf
Sometimes Libertarians come along thinking that they could somehow have "rights" without also having a state; as if a bunch of private people with hoarded gold who hire thugs to beat people down would not also be a state. As if you could even have things like property and rights without the state. Usually the libertarian concepts of "rights" are really childish and undeveloped, mostly just an instinctive reflection of greed. So I wrote this in part to try to give the tards a better grasp on their dicks, and also to criticize them.
--eric-the-read on OKCupid.

Aw, how cute.  He's trying to think.  ;D
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

mootheshmoo- The problem with youtube they all seem to be muslims. and very few of everyone else. NO JEWS NO HINDUS, NO BUDDIST and only a handful of Christians. I think that all these muslims are the same person withdifferent usernames on youtube getting paid by some oil rich Arab from the oil we buy from them spreading their ISLAMIC PROPAGANDA to the world and building mosques all other the western world with oil money. That is how EVIL SPREADS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? TO A RARE NON MUSLIM HERE

From the comments on this movie. I've been reading it for a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6t5fgVJoc

"OKCupid's political quiz recognizes the only true anarchy as Anarcho-Capitalism."--that mike dude.

Yeah...which would be nice if they didn't put a picture of the fucking unabomber as the "famous person" for "the only true anarchy...Anarcho-Capitalism".
He's against the people who initiate force and doesn't consider it anarchy, yet it's what OKCupid considers as an example of "true anarchy"?
*facepalms*
They couldn't have used a picture of, say, Murray Rothbard?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

May 26, 2010, 08:59:05 PM #213 Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 02:50:06 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
"Fuckin' magnets; how do they work?  And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.  Y'all muthafucka's lyin and gettin' me pissed."--ICP
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

When I first saw the clip I thought that was the SNL parody. My mind was blown when I found out it wasn't.
"Did you know that the hole's only natural enemy is the pile?"
"Dead Poets Society has destroyed a generation of educators."
  --The Simpsons, "Special Edna"

May 28, 2010, 09:46:15 PM #215 Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 05:24:45 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
"The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity" -George Bernard Shaw, source: this video
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"@Surhotchaperchlorome And? That video suffers the same flaw. FlowCell never makes a case for why it is not ethical to act hypocritically nor why neo-lockean property norms must necessarily describe the natural relationship of ones self to material things. In fact, he makes an argument that humans are born with inate 'liberty' and yet he never describes how he knows this, or how such a phenomenon can be observed."--TehBANN3D

*facepalms*
While I wish I could show him the comments of that other video by FlowCell, still...
Man, what IS it with so many anarchists and the concept of liberty?
It's one of the reasons I was so reluctant to call myself one.
I suspect he wasn't paying attention when he "watched" the video.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"no, the nazi policies were pretty free in terms of the economy, but the state had a load of control in all the other sectors."--some idiot commenting on Morrakiu's videos
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

May 29, 2010, 03:29:32 PM #218 Last Edit: May 29, 2010, 03:58:45 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on May 29, 2010, 10:39:54 AM
"@Surhotchaperchlorome And? That video suffers the same flaw. FlowCell never makes a case for why it is not ethical to act hypocritically nor why neo-lockean property norms must necessarily describe the natural relationship of ones self to material things. In fact, he makes an argument that humans are born with inate 'liberty' and yet he never describes how he knows this, or how such a phenomenon can be observed."--TehBANN3D

*facepalms*
While I wish I could show him the comments of that other video by FlowCell, still...
Man, what IS it with so many anarchists and the concept of liberty?
It's one of the reasons I was so reluctant to call myself one.
I suspect he wasn't paying attention when he "watched" the video.

Also, I love it when people bitch about a video, "not containing this or that" when the poster only had about half a second left...
PS: before I forget, here's the video I showed him:  [yt]ftd-AiOz_KI[/yt]
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

coolvideo28, in the comments to this video:

"I dont belong to a Religion I have a relationship with God."

"Adam was the first on earth so No other "religion" as you would call it came first."

In response to ChaseKittens's question, "If the bible told us the universe is expanding, then why didn't Christianity come forth with such a claim before science?": "It always takes mankind an extreamly long time fo Science to catch up with Gods word because he knows everything."

Quote@jeepndesert
That is the criticism I've had that no anarcho-capitalist has answered. The mining towns owned by corporations were perfect examples of anarcho-capitalism. These mining towns were essentially a capitalistic version of feudalism. Anarcho-fiefdoms?
I like the ideal of anarchism, but the reality of anarcho-capitalism does seem to be very appealing. How can anarcho-capitalism avoid the failings of the oppressive abuse of power by corporations?
--MarmaladeINFP on this video
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on June 04, 2010, 02:17:18 PM
Quote@jeepndesert
That is the criticism I've had that no anarcho-capitalist has answered. The mining towns owned by corporations were perfect examples of anarcho-capitalism. These mining towns were essentially a capitalistic version of feudalism. Anarcho-fiefdoms?
I like the ideal of anarchism, but the reality of anarcho-capitalism does seem to be very appealing. How can anarcho-capitalism avoid the failings of the oppressive abuse of power by corporations?
--MarmaladeINFP on this video

<NORMAN>Illogical! Illogical! All units coordinate!</NORMAN>

June 04, 2010, 05:21:39 PM #222 Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 06:47:03 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
"STOP BLAMING SOCIALISM FOR THE FAILURES OF CAPITALISM"--source: http://gl-es.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=41491064600&topic=11931

"Typical American way of thinking. I doubt you have any knowledge of political economy outside of the US. That's ok, most Americans are ignorant about the what happens in other countries. Just as long as they are allowed to continue to buy cheap goods from poor countries with prices set in New York you don't have to know about how the free market and neo-liberalism has pushed more people into grinding poverty."--ubercomrade on this video
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: MrBogosity on June 04, 2010, 03:04:12 PM
--MarmaladeINFP on this video


<NORMAN>Illogical! Illogical! All units coordinate!</NORMAN>

Don't tell me, let me guess.  The only reason the corporations got away with what they did was because the state gave them monopolies?
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

Quote from: Lord T Hawkeye on June 04, 2010, 06:52:18 PM
Don't tell me, let me guess.  The only reason the corporations got away with what they did was because the state gave them monopolies?
Well, yes, and let them use the police and national guard as strike-busters. But it's mostly the fact that you don't even have corporations without the state to begin with!