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Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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November 20, 2014, 05:46:27 PM #6960
November 20, 2014, 05:48:42 PM #6961
Quote from: D on November 20, 2014, 05:46:27 PM

Indeed.
It's like I've said before.
Folks, if you can't understand why someone would WANT to work on holidays then fuck off, because you're to big of an ivory tower elitist prick to be of ANY help to the poor.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 20, 2014, 07:54:46 PM #6962 Last Edit: November 20, 2014, 07:58:15 PM by Travis Retriever

Screencap of it as the OP deleted it after I RT it.
Also, saved to my HDD just in case they try to censor the guy who took this screencap.  Much love to @shitpostman for taking the screencap.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 20, 2014, 07:59:25 PM #6963
And speaking of super-fails:
https://www.change.org/p/president-barack-obama-protect-the-furries
https://www.change.org/p/president-barack-obama-protect-the-furries/u/8798401?recruiter=7374118&utm_source=share_update&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive
*headdesk* As Hawkeye said to me in AIM about this:  "Stop listening to what they [those in government] say and start looking at what they do.  Folks, it's not that complicated!"
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 21, 2014, 06:48:13 PM #6964
Because nothing says love and tolerance like eugenics: https://twitter.com/WhiteFoxYork/status/535941624237662208
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 21, 2014, 08:12:16 PM #6965
If you think WTNH's "Voice of the People" is bad, check out their commenters on Facebook. Gives Youtube comments a run for its money in terms of pure shitposting.
November 21, 2014, 10:32:04 PM #6966
http://fortlauderdale.granicus.com/MediaPlayer.php?view_id=2&clip_id=341

First minute and a half of the video

As the Ft. Lauderdale City Council votes to proclaim this week "Homeless Awareness Week", they toss out an advocate for the homeless and tell him "As a homeless protester just step outside rather than make a scene."
November 21, 2014, 10:43:12 PM #6967
And now the commenters are praising Joe Arpaio.
November 21, 2014, 10:48:46 PM #6968
Quote from: D on November 21, 2014, 10:43:12 PM
And now the commenters are praising Joe Arpaio.
Pardon me while I gouge out my eyes...

Also:  http://www.theblockbot.com/
The irony of the comic by XKCD! IT BURNS!
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 22, 2014, 07:58:12 AM #6969


Calling bullshit.
November 22, 2014, 10:08:42 AM #6970
Quote from: D on November 22, 2014, 07:58:12 AM


Calling bullshit.

Again it's more cherrypicking, also why did she have kids?
Working every day to expose the terrible price we pay for government.
November 22, 2014, 12:00:07 PM #6971
Quote from: Dallas Wildman on November 22, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
Again it's more cherrypicking, also why did she have kids?
Indeed. Folks, kids are expensive.  Don't pretend you don't know after you've churned a few out.  Not rocket science, people.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537
November 22, 2014, 02:00:25 PM #6972
Quote from: Travis Retriever on November 22, 2014, 12:00:07 PM
Indeed. Folks, kids are expensive.  Don't pretend you don't know after you've churned a few out.  Not rocket science, people.

Also, "walmart worker" is to vague to be meaningful in this context. At any given Wal-mart, there's probably 50ish different jobs available, each paying on a different scale. I have two family members that work there, and they both manage to food the table and roof the head just fine.
November 23, 2014, 06:43:51 AM #6973
November 23, 2014, 02:18:34 PM #6974
The WTNH commenters justified killing a 12 year old.
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