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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4035 on: August 18, 2013, 11:36:28 PM »
I know she means well but seriously, what part of "Politics is a rigged game" has not been made clear yet?  Last election, Ron Paul was properly entitled to a spot on the debate and they change changed the rules and kept him out.  They didn't even TRY to hide it.

well, yeah...when they don't like what he has to say, or think he's insane flat out, they're of course going to exclude him.

they also did it to Gary Johnson too.
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4036 on: August 18, 2013, 11:37:36 PM »
well, yeah...when they don't like what he has to say, or think he's insane flat out, they're of course going to exclude him.

they also did it to Gary Johnson too.
And Harry Browne, I take it.
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4037 on: August 19, 2013, 02:45:09 AM »

Charlie Dagmar Bashlor: "I hate how true it is...Its hard being a liberal.  Too many stupid people pissing me off."
Oh, the irony...especially when she used the wrong "it's".
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4038 on: August 19, 2013, 05:50:59 AM »
Charlie Dagmar Bashlor: "I hate how true it is...Its hard being a liberal.  Too many stupid people pissing me off."
Oh, the irony...especially when she used the wrong "it's".

Then again, if a relatively common grammatical error is your biggest argument against her... (It annoys me when people point out trivial errors as if it's a case-breaking argument)

That being said, you could switch "Liberal" and "Libertarian" in that poster and it would still be about equally valid. As for Mz. Bashlor's comment, it would seem there isn't enough of a comment to comment. :)

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4039 on: August 19, 2013, 07:49:49 PM »
The video is win; the fail is found, as one might expect, in the comments, today provided by one ShiniHLaser2:


Most of it is the same short-sightedness one comes to expect from your regular statist, but I want to highlight a bit of projection. ShiniHLaser in red, myself in blue:

Because starving sounds ideal, right? It is pretty much either that or go to one of those barb-wired suicide-net factories. They have to work to survive, and the only way to survive is working in the most deplorable conditions.

people are choosing to work at the factories instead of on the farms. Ergo, they must see the factories as the better option.

These factories are surrounded by barbed-wired fences and have suicide nets to prevent people from jumping off the roof. Foxconn, the people who manages the factories in which Apple's products are developed? Yeah, take a nice long look.

Have you taken a good look at Foxconn? The suicide rate there is actually lower than [China's] average...

This is why America is divided. The fact you cannot see beyond your privledged living is agonizing to watch. (sic)

Yep.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2013, 01:46:28 PM by Altimadark, Reason: Highlighting the Fail »
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4040 on: August 20, 2013, 02:34:48 PM »
Most of it is the same short-sightedness one comes to expect from your regular statist, but I want to highlight a bit of projection. ShiniHLaser in red, myself in blue:

Yeah, it's probably bad form to reply to one's self, but I couldn't help but facepalm (and chuckle) at how ShiniHLaser tried to win the argument.

So by recognizing the double-standard, do you understand my point? That corps lobby govt for favorable regulations in order to gain a competitive advantage?

It isn't competitive advantage. It a way to make more profits.

(beat)

So, how about this, kid. I am done with my lunch break, so how about we stop flooding this comment section and you acknowledge that [I am right].


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There's nothing I can add to this to make it more poignant, is there?
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4041 on: August 20, 2013, 04:17:21 PM »
Charlie Dagmar Bashlor: "I hate how true it is...Its hard being a liberal.  Too many stupid people pissing me off."
Oh, the irony...especially when she used the wrong "it's".

Why would we see them as Robin Hood?
I'm pretty sure Robin hood would be against these guys.
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4042 on: August 20, 2013, 04:51:45 PM »
Why would we see them as Robin Hood?
I'm pretty sure Robin hood would be against these guys.
When did I say we should?
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4043 on: August 20, 2013, 06:46:38 PM »
Why would we see them as Robin Hood?
I'm pretty sure Robin hood would be against these guys.

They're the ones Robin Hood would be stealing FROM!

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4044 on: August 20, 2013, 07:01:06 PM »
They're the ones Robin Hood would be stealing FROM!
Indeed.
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4045 on: August 20, 2013, 07:13:50 PM »
A letter sent from a mother to her neighbor, the mother of an autistic son.



This was from Oshawa, Toronto.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4046 on: August 20, 2013, 07:28:53 PM »
A letter sent from a mother to her neighbor, the mother of an autistic son.



This was from Oshawa, Toronto.
Wow.  I sincerely hope the baby-mama (I refuse to dignify her by calling her a 'mother') who wrote that never has a disabled or autistic child herself.
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« Reply #4047 on: August 20, 2013, 07:33:40 PM »
Wow.  I sincerely hope the baby-mama (I refuse to dignify her by calling her a 'mother') who wrote that never has a disabled or autistic child herself.

Yes, and I hope the reason for that is that she dies of a rare form of flesh eating rectal chlamydia.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4048 on: August 20, 2013, 08:24:48 PM »
I sincerely hope that's a hoax. I can't imagine anyone brazen enough to place that on their neighbor's door. If they did, let's all sit back and wait for the law suit.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #4049 on: August 20, 2013, 09:02:00 PM »
A letter sent from a mother to her neighbor, the mother of an autistic son.



This was from Oshawa, Toronto.

If this woman was hit by a bus or a train I would point and laugh.