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Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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QuoteIn a time when national debt is relatively common discussion, it seems that unconstitutional spending of hundreds of millions of dollars would be a natural choice for the chopping block. Instead, my educational opportunities (eArmyU), yearly salary increase for inflation (lowest in 50 years), retirement benefits (pensions for 20+ year veterans are now considered 'on the table' to be cut), are already in place or soon to be.

You know, I'm getting really sick of these hypocrites. They have a fit when there is unconstitutional spending on religion, but when there is unconstitutional spending on government programs and handouts they are all for it.


Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on September 05, 2011, 02:09:23 PM[yt]Mjj5_f4m8Ik[/yt]

Yeah...I could only stomach about 5 minutes of that crap.

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I haven't watched this one, nor do I expect anyone here to sit through an hour long video, but just from the title alone, you know it can't be a win.

For starters, murder, by definition, is an immoral or wrong killing.  So the title is a fail already.  Finally, even if he was referring to say self defense, as Shane eloquently spelled out in this video:  [yt]8LW1kbFsDC4[/yt]  It wouldn't be "OK" much less "moral" as it was a necessity.
And let's not even get into the fact that being taught "criminal justice" by a state funded institution and dynasty that is piss horrible and even by title doesn't even consider the damn victim at all, is completely laughable.  Like being taught biology by Kent Hovind.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

I'd also like to point out that I'm not giving Harvard the benefit of the doubt, given their less than stellar record on statism.  Case in point:  http://mises.org/daily/3379
I even once read (can't remember from where) that Harvard prohibited students from sharing their course notes with people outside the university on IP grounds.  Take a moment to absorb that.  Meanwhile, the folks at MIT were having their classes lectures (and even sample tests) online on their website for free before it even became a thing.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

September 05, 2011, 07:27:08 PM #1159 Last Edit: September 05, 2011, 07:29:16 PM by MrBogosity
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on September 05, 2011, 06:39:38 PM
Yeah...I could only stomach about 5 minutes of that crap.

Same here.

QuoteI haven't watched this one, nor do I expect anyone here to sit through an hour long video, but just from the title alone, you know it can't be a win.

I skimmed through the first 15 minutes, and it was all the 5 guys on the train tracks thing. I have no idea where he was going with it because I'd rather listen to the London Trash Can Lid Ensemble playing the Atonata for Squealing Cats in R Flat Minor than listen to that guy lecture anymore...

From Bill Maher's Twitter

"Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!"

September 05, 2011, 11:19:38 PM #1161 Last Edit: September 05, 2011, 11:58:43 PM by Ibrahim90
Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on September 05, 2011, 10:02:46 PM
From Bill Maher's Twitter

"Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!"

isn't he just a right genius? ::)

ugh....


anyways: check this one out:

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I could go on for years explaining how wrong this video is. I in fact am considering nominating him for a possible "idiot extraordinaire" candidacy.
"All you guys complaining about the possibility of guy on guy relationships...you're also denying us girl on girl.  Works both ways if you know what I mean"

-Jesse Cox

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on September 05, 2011, 11:19:38 PM
anyways: check this one out:

[yt]oJfBSc6e7QQ[/yt] (finally got it!)

I could go on for years explaining how wrong this video is. I in fact am considering nominating him for a possible "idiot extraordinaire" candidacy.

Wow, his comments are complete fail, too!

Professional wrestler Ezekiel Jackson has been posting nonsense on Twitter this morning.

QuoteGod only gives three answers to prayer: 1. 'Yes!' 2. 'Not yet.' 3. 'I have something better in mind.
QuoteBecoming a Christian doesn't mean you lost your cool. It means you lost your foolishness.

He should stick to wrestling....

Quote from: FSBlueApocalypse on September 05, 2011, 10:02:46 PM
From Bill Maher's Twitter

"Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!"

Funny, those guys in the bread line never look all that happy to me...
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

Quote from: D on September 06, 2011, 11:38:47 AM
He should stick to wrestling....

all the choke holds must be getting to him, if he's flat out evangelizing.
"All you guys complaining about the possibility of guy on guy relationships...you're also denying us girl on girl.  Works both ways if you know what I mean"

-Jesse Cox

Quote from: Ibrahim90 on September 06, 2011, 01:54:29 PM
all the choke holds must be getting to him, if he's flat out evangelizing.



Either that or all them muscles are clogging up the space where his brain is supposed to be.

Maybe the fail should go to you guys for taking anything a pro wrestler says seriously to begin with...

Quote from: MrBogosity on September 06, 2011, 03:02:45 PM
Maybe the fail should go to you guys for taking anything a pro wrestler says seriously to begin with...

Really? I figured fail quotes are fail quotes regardless of who says them or what profession they have. I didn't realize there was some sort of criteria in regards to what profession they have. That would be like me saying that nearly everyone on this forum should consider fail going to them because they talk about youtube comments. I'm not trying to instigate anything, but I think it is rather silly to claim that we are "failing" because we're talking about a legitimate fail quote made by someone just because of their profession.

OK, good point. But it does seem a bit like going to the special class to find dumb opinions.