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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #525 on: November 30, 2010, 09:49:19 PM »
The title and video description, not what Tom Woods says, right?
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #526 on: November 30, 2010, 11:42:48 PM »
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #527 on: November 30, 2010, 11:51:35 PM »
Quote from: MadLegit360
For all the free people who still protest, you're welcome, we protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. WE are your fathers, brothers, and sons, wearing the boots, and carrying the guns. WE are the ones who leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone. WE are the ones who fight and die. WE may not be able to save the world, well at least we try. WE walked the paths to where we are at, and want no other choice than that. So when YOU rally your group to complain, take a look in the back of your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly, wars must be fought, and young men must die. We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear, if that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines. When the conflict is over and all is well, BE THANKFUL WE CHOSE TO GO THROUGH HELL!

Quote from: NARproductions
You are a miserable creature who has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than yourself. Many men have died for your right to say what you want, and you cant even show a shred of respect for them, you even dare mock them. Think real hard about the freedoms you have and how many sons, daughters, fathers, and mothers died so that you can have them. I plan to join the Marine Corps here soon, and I will keep in my mind the fact i'm putting my life on the line everyday, living through hell, so that you may go on the internet and call me and my fellow soldiers "Pocket queens", and I'll gladly do it. You're welcome

Gotta love patriotic/nationalistic retards.
I swear, the more I listen to people who support or are in the army (and stories about them), the more they sound like members of the mafia.

Found those quotes on this YouTube user page: http://www.youtube.com/vspqbd
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #528 on: December 01, 2010, 12:34:10 AM »
One is a Halo tard and the other one is a Modern Warfare tard. Speaks for itself.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #529 on: December 01, 2010, 01:34:05 AM »
Gotta love patriotic/nationalistic retards.
I swear, the more I listen to people who support or are in the army (and stories about them), the more they sound like members of the mafia.

Found those quotes on this YouTube user page: http://www.youtube.com/vspqbd

I'm just pondering how much I'm willing to bet the above posters are simply fans of the aforementioned video games/the armed forces and aren't actually in the military? I mean, personally, I've never run into someone with that attitude who was actually IN the military, but that may just be me. 2 of the 3 ex-marines I know are tournament-level 'Magic the Gathering' players, and the third a philosophy teacher. The army guys are all regular department heads at various anime conventions, and their specializations usually weren't combat-centric (Satellite communications (don't remember technical term), field medic, etc), except for one who was an MP, and even he doesn't have that kind of attitude. He is a little bit... off-kilter, though. And he's obsessed with furries. Once lobbed an apple core at one during a convention from three stories up.

What was I talking about?

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #530 on: December 01, 2010, 07:13:23 AM »
Gotta love patriotic/nationalistic retards.

Right, as if you can't be free unless some other people have committed acts of violent aggression against people you've never even met.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #531 on: December 01, 2010, 02:18:10 PM »
Right, as if you can't be free unless some other people have committed acts of violent aggression against people you've never even met.


Which begs the question, why are Libertarians and Anarchists on YouTube suddenly turning towards nationalism?  I think you all know of which individuals I speak.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #532 on: December 01, 2010, 09:13:34 PM »
Which begs the question, why are Libertarians and Anarchists on YouTube suddenly turning towards nationalism?  I think you all know of which individuals I speak.
Being a moral nihilist seems to have that effect on people...
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #533 on: December 01, 2010, 09:14:59 PM »
"@vspqbd Being rational is even a part of the status quo giving the society." - HybridD91
I couldn't even PARSE that...
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #534 on: December 01, 2010, 11:50:39 PM »
Quote from: dragonguitar777
@supersmash43 show me one place in the Bible that demo[n]strate God's abuse of power. God IS love; there is nothing He does that contradicts His nature, or else He would cease to be God.
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"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #535 on: December 02, 2010, 11:50:03 PM »
"@DutchsMaria - , according to the constitution, congress' vote and the president's signature, absolutely makes it constitutional

you don't seem to understand law very well"--sfiorare
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-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #536 on: December 03, 2010, 06:02:04 AM »
And that's where in Article V?

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #537 on: December 03, 2010, 06:56:32 AM »
Right under the section dealing with prohibiting dead cats stuffed with popcorn to run for a official office.

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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #538 on: December 03, 2010, 02:29:14 PM »

A fail quote because they associate that stuff with capitalism.
Now, if they called him, "Captain Corporatism", it would have been a Win Quote. :3
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Re: Fail Quotes
« Reply #539 on: December 03, 2010, 03:17:00 PM »

A fail quote because they associate that stuff with capitalism.
Now, if they called him, "Captain Corporatism", it would have been a Win Quote. :3

That beginning was really ironic to me, because eagleeye1975 argued a couple of months back with a socialist friend of his, and she argued for what the captain was saying. But instead of that little boy right there, it was the rich people that were hoarding their money and crippling our economy by not spending.
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