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Quote from: MrBogosity on October 12, 2011, 12:11:27 PM
Full. Of. WIN: http://www.cracked.com/article_19461_6-b.s.-myths-you-probably-believe-about-americas-enemies.html
Eh, I was going to post it. >_>
And here I thought me and Hawkeye were the only ones here who read cracked.com
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

October 12, 2011, 09:17:35 PM #1217 Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 09:27:39 PM by surhotchaperchlorome
And not to be outdone:  [yt]7ugrYfoeoi0[/yt]
Lord T Hawkeye pwns the Social Contract yet again.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

"I think the US should raise taxes, so the rich can come here to Sweden instead and start jobs here.: --Visfen, comments of this video: http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=w7FnUowZKfg

Fuck. You're right. If we raise the taxes the rich can afford to simply go somewhere else...
We need to disown those motherfuckers completely.

"The world needs the goods and services Americans can potentially produce more than it needs some planetary protection from evil that America can't possibly provide." --Lee Wrights

Can those goods include nun porn?

Quote from: Gumba Masta on October 15, 2011, 11:26:16 AM
Can those goods include nun porn?

He's a Libertarian, so sure!

Oh thank god. For a moment I was worried.

Now, GOOD nun porn is another issue; it seems to be harder to find than the Holy Grail...

Quote from: MrBogosity on October 15, 2011, 03:55:55 PM
Now, GOOD nun porn is another issue; it seems to be harder to find than the Holy Grail...

Good porn for any fetish is hard to find.  Ah, for the heady days of the late 70's and early 80's, when they really did actually try to write scripts (even if they were kind of inept at it, at least they tried something).

They could at least hire "nuns" without absurdly fake boobs, tattoos over 60% of their bodies, and 8 million piercings...

October 15, 2011, 09:38:52 PM #1227 Last Edit: October 16, 2011, 12:11:29 AM by MrBogosity
Not quite a quote, but guess who got on the news for 5 seconds?

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=2936810

Quote from: evensgrey on October 15, 2011, 05:12:42 PM
Good porn for any fetish is hard to find (lolwut?).  Ah, for the heady days of the late 70's and early 80's, when they really did actually try to write scripts (even if they were kind of inept at it, at least they tried something).

you're clearly not looking in the right places....and you must be having the search filter turned on-otherwise it would have been found by now.  :P

I mean, it's gotten to the point where there is (and no, I'm not joking), Bowling Ball porn (from what I'm told pretty stimulating too), Final Fantasy porn (the Spoonyone mentioned this, and even showed some pics), I even am aware of Mortal Kombat porn (just find the cached page from Encyclopedia Dramatica)-all off surprisingly good quality, though I'm not sure if the style is what you want.

in short: I'm sure there is excellent Nun porn out there. just turn the search filter off.  :P
"All you guys complaining about the possibility of guy on guy relationships...you're also denying us girl on girl.  Works both ways if you know what I mean"

-Jesse Cox

Quote from: MrBogosity on October 15, 2011, 05:56:00 PM
They could at least hire "nuns" without absurdly fake boobs, tattoos over 60% of their bodies, and 8 million piercings...

Hey, hey, hey! You leave Burning Angel productions alone. I happen to like the punk rocker look, and they're the favorite production company of myself and the missus. Aside from the one that does those nerd porno parodies.