Welp, to cheer you both up:
http://genius.com/John-papola-fight-of-the-century-keynes-vs-hayek-round-two-lyrics
These two stanzas in particular are nothing short of slam dunk, silver cluon material (and IIRC, the video itself DID win a SC a few years back):
Hayek: The economy's not a car, there's no engine to stall
No expert can fix it, there's no "it" at all
The economy's us, we don't need a mechanic
Put away the wrenches, the economy's organic
Hayek:
People aren't chess men you move on a board at your whim
Their dreams and desires ignoredWith political incentives, discretion's a joke
Those dials you're twisting? Just mirrors and smoke
We need stable rules and real market prices
So prosperity emerges and cuts short the crisis
Give us a chance so we can discover the most valuable ways to serve one another
(emphasis added by me)