1001 things not to think about when under the influence of the law of attraction

[MrBogosity]

42. loosing large sums of money

44. Being overrun by people who put an extra "o" in "losing" 

[Tom S. Fox]

Meh, I could care less.

[Teredona]

44. Being overrun by people who put an extra "o" in "losing" 

45. Being overrun by people who correct grammar constantly

(I appreciate it though. It's kinda hard without a spell checker... and without lessons in grammar)

[BZ987654]

Having Jarrah White's math skills.

[Teredona]

Having Jarrah White's math skills.

indeed, or having any creationist's skills in science

[BZ987654]

Having Kent Hovind's tax debt

[Teredona]

having a knife stabbed through my hand

[Textra1]

Are they for real?

Fortunately no. Well, not as far as I'm aware at least. I just made it up to fit Mr Bog's acronym.

[Real Captain Olimar]

45. Being overrun by people who correct grammar constantly

(I appreciate it though. It's kinda hard without a spell checker... and without lessons in grammar)

50. Pikmin being overthrown by plents

[Sinlingual]

Meh, I could care less.

51. Being overrun by people who can't use idioms correctly.

[Tom S. Fox]

52. People who don't get irony.

[MrBogosity]

53. Items in a list being repeated more than once.

[MrBogosity]

54. Items in a list being repeated more than once.

[Sinlingual]

55. bleach

[Teredona]

56. tellurium breath