BOGOSITY SPORE-PG!

[Real Captain Olimar]

In order to join, you must make a microbe. Following parts are available:

jaws
filter mouth
proboscis
flagella
jet
cilia
spike
poison sac
electric thingy
beady eye
stalk eye
button eye

OK, i'll go first

Name: Benny

Parts: 2 long flagella, 2 beady eyes, Jaws, Short flagella

HP: 6 (this is your only choice this early in the SPORE-PG as far as HP goes)

stuff in red needs to be unlocked

[BZ987654]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

[Theta Omega]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

No, no you may not.

Name: The Incredible

Parts: 50 x Jaws, 20x beady eye, 50x stalk eye, 10x button eye, 2x filter mouth, 300x long flagella, 900x short flagella.

HP: 6

Catchphrase: "It's a-bogosity!!" "I a-like a-this" and "It's a-time for my food!"

[Real Captain Olimar]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

No, no you may not.

Name: The Incredible

Parts: 50 x Jaws, 20x beady eye, 50x stalk eye, 10x button eye, 2x filter mouth, 300x long flagella, 900x short flagella.

HP: 6

Catchphrase: "It's a-bogosity!!" "I a-like a-this" and "It's a-time for my food!"

And you already skipped cell and parasite.

[Real Captain Olimar]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

And YOU, sir, would have skipped cell, parasite, swimmer, amphbio, creature, arboreal, flying, desert, colonial, tribal, city, and civilization.

[BZ987654]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

And YOU, sir, would have skipped cell, parasite, swimmer, amphbio, creature, arboreal, flying, desert, colonial, tribal, city, and civilization.

So it's a leap of faith huh?

[Real Captain Olimar]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

And YOU, sir, would have skipped cell, parasite, swimmer, amphbio, creature, arboreal, flying, desert, colonial, tribal, city, and civilization.

So it's a leap of faith huh?

More like a leap to space.

[Real Captain Olimar]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

No, no you may not.

Name: The Incredible

Parts: 50 x Jaws, 20x beady eye, 50x stalk eye, 10x button eye, 2x filter mouth, 300x long flagella, 900x short flagella.

HP: 6

Catchphrase: "It's a-bogosity!!" "I a-like a-this" and "It's a-time for my food!"

Benny: That would make a neat boss.

[Theta Omega]

Can I just be like god and make a super creature that can rule the world without all this evolution stuff?

No, no you may not.

Name: The Incredible

Parts: 50 x Jaws, 20x beady eye, 50x stalk eye, 10x button eye, 2x filter mouth, 300x long flagella, 900x short flagella.

HP: 6

Catchphrase: "It's a-bogosity!!" "I a-like a-this" and "It's a-time for my food!"

And you already skipped cell and parasite.

Nope, it's a cell. Just a very well equipped cell.

[Real Captain Olimar]

I'll  go on ahead... OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING DOING HERE?!

BOGUS BOSS BATTLE TIME!!! LAWL!11!!!!!ONE! LOL, CAPS LOCK I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC AS I'M TYPING THIS.
Cancerous Brain Cell

HP: 12

Benny attacks! 6 damage dealt!

Green Minno appears!

Green Minno summons Conan!

CBC attacks Benny! 1 damage dealt!

CBC Splits in two!

Benny attacs original CBC!

Original CBC is destroyed!

Conan is an alligator!

CBC clone is destroyed!

[Real Captain Olimar]

No more worries about the CBC, folks. It's gone forever.

LOL

Benny: How'd you do that?