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would you like to be a cyborg?

Lets go further and download ourselves into a supercomputer and replace ALL our human traits
1 (12.5%)
HELLS YES. I'M A TRANSHUMANIST
3 (37.5%)
Just tiny body enhancements. Thats all.
3 (37.5%)
FUCK OFF I'M A LUDDITE
1 (12.5%)

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Tom S. Fox

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 09:00:18 PM »
I patent speech. There, now you all have to shut up.

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 09:46:49 PM »
I patent speech. There, now you all have to shut up.
No, we don't--but I patent TYPING! NOW YOU DO!!! :P

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 12:52:01 AM »
No, we don't--but I patent TYPING! NOW YOU DO!!! :P
I patent Yahweh (The Christian-Judaic-Islamic God), so I own all things, am all things, AM the beginning and the end, and can be a evil prick and be praised by a bunch of sycophants who run around giving me pleasure; and can punish anyone who disagrees with me with eternal torture:  that's just the kind of God "I" am. :P
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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 06:22:22 AM »
No, Yahweh doesn't exist, so you just patented nothing.

Oh, and you owe me $46,850 for that last post.

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 02:21:35 PM »
Curses...
He's onto me.
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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 02:24:25 PM »
No, Yahweh doesn't exist, so you just patented nothing.

Oh, and you owe me $46,850 for that last post.
You want payment in Zimbabwe dollars? :P
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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2009, 06:49:42 PM »
No, we don't--but I patent TYPING! NOW YOU DO!!! :P
I PATENT SHUTTING UP!

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 07:39:55 PM »
I patent Real Captain Olimar.

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 10:59:19 PM »
I patent Real Captain Olimar.

Haha, what a waste of money!

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 07:31:12 AM »
Haha, what a waste of money!
I PATENT WASTING MONEY!

I ALSO PATENT GETTING OFF THE THREAD'S TOPIC!

NOW EVERYBODY EITHER PAY UP OR GET BACK ON TOPIC!

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 12:33:00 PM »
I PATENT WASTING MONEY!

I ALSO PATENT GETTING OFF THE THREAD'S TOPIC!

NOW EVERYBODY EITHER PAY UP OR GET BACK ON TOPIC!
Yes, Mom. :P

So what examples of transhumanism working well are their?
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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2009, 12:24:58 AM »
I PATENT WASTING MONEY!

I ALSO PATENT GETTING OFF THE THREAD'S TOPIC!

NOW EVERYBODY EITHER PAY UP OR GET BACK ON TOPIC!

ok back on topic.

Lots of tranhumanists want to enhance human bodies

but heres an idea
what if we gave African Grey parrots implants so they can talk like humans rather than just imitate words and sounds

maybe talking dogs?
cats?
mice?
fish?
iguana?

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Re: Transhumanism
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2009, 01:21:36 AM »
Yes, Mom. :P

So what examples of transhumanism working well are their?