Well, that was just one of the many ways people can go wrong reading the bible on their own-- I didn't say it was what your problem was. I think you need to spend time with some good southern Baptists. Some people just cannot accept that there are mysteries in life, and one of these mysteries deals with reading the will of God and the parables of Jesus. Mr.Bogosity, today I would like you to reflect on the parable of the Unpopular Banquet: Matthew 21:1-13, Luke 14:16-23. I believe you will learn much within it's pages!!
And 'ha-ha' to the guy saying God invented evolution... He invented it like your mom invented crabs (that's my joke). The funny thing you should know about fossils is that they are not actually bones. They have been supposedly "replaced by minerals"-- which means they are essentially rocks. What a lot of these people do, is carve up stones so that they look like bones and they then have an erector set to make all these fantastical creatures. Many of them are too absurd to comprehend, but you will buy anything these people sell. Now, not all of them a frauds of course, some of them are from the devil instead and should be pulverized to let the demons escape. It is sad the lengths that satan will go to to send people to the hell! Especially for those weak of heart, and weak of faith. Fear not.. I shall help to guide you to the promised land. The bible says that "the devil will deceive you!" and behold, it has come to pass. Yet another correct prediction of the bible, proving once again that it is the divinely inspired word of our Lord!!
Some of the earlier posts gave me this reaction:
Jesus Loves Dinosaurs-- Including the ones with low brain-to-body ratios.