Fail Quotes

Started by Travis Retriever, October 17, 2009, 03:00:20 PM

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Oh wonderful!  As if I needed yet ANOTHER reason to think even less of pigs police officers.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 10, 2011, 09:51:02 PM
Oh wonderful!  As if I needed yet ANOTHER reason to think even less of pigs police officers.

Of course. You should know by now that when bad things happen they're ALWAYS going to blame someone or something else, even if it is completely unrelated.

August 11, 2011, 10:35:06 AM #1067 Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 12:07:55 PM by D
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This video is kind of a mixed bag. It has some good points like how people have been spoiled by entitlement programs and what not, he also makes a few blunders.

He said something in here along the lines of how apparently gun crime is rampant in Britain, despite how most Brits are proud of their very strict gun control laws. He also said something about how anyone involved with the riots in any way, shape, or form should have their house demolished, and fuck their basic human rights.

EDIT: Apparently he removed the video. Hmm....I wonder if he's going to reupload it or possibly reword it this time. Who knows.

EDIT 2 - Electric Boogaloo: Apparently he reuploaded it....but with crappier audio. Whatever.

EDIT 3: So reading through the comments, I came across this gem of failure.
QuoteI doubt the police would just walk by & put a bullet in him for no reason & completely unprovoked. Besides it doesn't justify what those anarchists are doing, hope they all get lined up against the wall & shot when it is over.
>implying that police don't plant evidence and abuse their power

Regarding that quoted gem of fail, also a fail for calling for the anarchists death like that...the police state:  already here.

Also, it seems Pat Condell has really gone downhill in recent years.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

August 11, 2011, 01:16:12 PM #1069 Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 01:19:23 PM by D
Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 11, 2011, 12:59:51 PM
Regarding that quoted gem of fail, also a fail for calling for the anarchists death like that...the police state:  already here.

Also, it seems Pat Condell has really gone downhill in recent years.

Here's another failure:
QuoteAs usual Pat cuts through all the bullshit and speaks to the heart of the problem.

What's needed are a few fatal beatings of these parasites. Then they will learn that society doesn't owe you anything. These dregs of self entitlement.

It's time we did a little culling of the herd.

And now we have socialist douchebaggery:
QuoteSigh, what a terrible worldview you have, let the poor starve and die instead of providing them with OUR money so that they can eat and survive, that'll solve everything right.

Yeah...there was so much wrong with that, I wouldn't even know where to begin...
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 11, 2011, 01:17:57 PM
Yeah...there was so much wrong with that, I wouldn't even know where to begin...

More socialism douchebaggery!

QuoteI'm Pat I love authoritarianism and Capitalism, and anything that opposes it is wrong. I had a pampered upbringing but I know about everything even though i have never experienced any of it, but because I'm and Ignorant Snob - stop labelling everything that you know nothing about reading a news paper watching the news or reading blogs isn't really going to enlighten you into how these lesser people of society behave and why they do the things they do!

Quote from: D on August 11, 2011, 01:20:39 PM
More socialism douchebaggery!
I was referring to the first one you posted. :P
I didn't see the second one, but yeah, second one (and the latest) is messed up too.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 11, 2011, 02:44:57 PM
I was referring to the first one you posted. :P
I didn't see the second one, but yeah, second one (and the latest) is messed up too.

Oh I know, but yeah, socialist douchebaggery at its finest.

Speaking of douchebaggery, it's time for conspiracy douchebaggery!

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DA LUNDUN RYUTZ WUR AN INSYD JAWB!

I don't think I want to watch that one at all...

Quote from: D on August 11, 2011, 02:53:22 PM
Oh I know, but yeah, socialist douchebaggery at its finest.
Cool, just wanted to make sure I was clear. :)

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Speaking of douchebaggery, it's time for conspiracy douchebaggery!

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DA LUNDUN RYUTZ WUR AN INSYD JAWB!
(emphasis added by me) probably sums that video up quite nicely.
"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world—'No. You move.'"
-Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man 537

August 11, 2011, 03:29:15 PM #1076 Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 03:33:06 PM by D
Quote from: MrBogosity on August 11, 2011, 03:18:05 PM
I don't think I want to watch that one at all...

It helps to think of it as a comedy...

Quote from: surhotchaperchlorome on August 11, 2011, 03:28:23 PM
(emphasis added by me) probably sums that video up quite nicely.
"There were other reports that men posing as journalists were basically offering money to youths if they too would engage in rioting."
INSYD JAWRB!!!!!

Was Pat wrong in saying gun crime is rampant in Britain?

I heard at the very least, because of gun control, now muggers just stab you and take your wallet, leaving you to bleed to death.

And while I do understand the causes of the riots, that in no way changes the fact that those doing it are poisons unto humanity.  I don't care what your upbringing or situation is, the minute you decide violence is a good idea, my sympathy for you shrinks VERY rapidly.
I recently heard that the word heretic is derived from the greek work heriticos which means "able to choose"
The more you know...

Personaly I prefer to watch the Nighty News.

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