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General Discussion / Re: Fav quotes
« Last post by Ibrahim90 on October 19, 2018, 02:09:55 PM »
Ahmed Al-messad's video is glorious!


it starts with the title: "planet Pot will slam into planet Earth"

It's his reply to a video from an Egyptian guy who's clearly on pot, where he says that the WWE predicted that a planet will slam into our own. Translation would take forever--he says a lot, but I'll just leave you with the start:

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cheers! feel at ease! Things have worked out for you "la-la"! You've lived your lives waiting for this night!!! By God I'm happy today guys!

Abu Fijl (lit. "father of radishes"): what's the matter? (basically)

What's the matter? well here, come, come take this wallet of mine, a gift from me to you! All my money to you! and my sunglasses which I have about me, I'll give them to you, too. And take these slippers, from me to you I give. Good people, I'm happy! I feel guys like I'm at a wedding!

Abu Fijl: Well, you know more than me: is it your wedding?


Whose wedding, you lowlife?! you're looking at me like I'm going to marry you! Well, you've done ill! I don't resort to desperate acts, abu fijle!". And anyway these are not mine, but rather, these slippers I bequeath to you. I want to bequeath all my possessions to you. These slippers are from my great-great-great-grandfather, bunga-bunga. He bequeathed them to me when  was little, and then I grew up, and the moment I have longed for has finally come. So these slippers I consider to have bequeathed to you, and they are now yours. Catch! They aren't to come back, abu fijl. I entrust them to you, so take them already, and relieve me of them, God damn your parents (lit. "those who blew into you")!

Anyway, once you get these slippers, you can go on instagram and write you're honored to have theese!

Abu Fijl: so why are you bequeathing everything, and are wearing a Tarha?


What, man?


Abu Fijl: the Tarha! Tarha!

you Billygoat, this isn't a Tarha, it's a shroud! Thank God, guys! The one who perseveres will get what he desires! And finally, the day I awaited has come! thanks O Lord! Thanks O Lord!


Abu Fijl: and what will happen to you today?

Dude, a large plane twill slam into us, and will rid us of this shitty life! Heaven protect! I've truly become happy, by God...Oh, wait, where you going, good people? before we get flattened and die, when the planet falls on us and squish us, don't forget to give this video 150K likes!



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Well, I know WWE is a wrestling organization, but I trust them. Now, had it been WWF, I'd be more skeptical

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Yes, the WWE has established wrestling rings on Mars

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3aa-3a is this city they founded on Mars, it's really lovely and they built it to look like a toilet

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"here, let me drink down all this marijuana after you, so I can reach your level of comprehension

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This isn't a warning that a planet will collide with us! it's a commercial for pot! the Netherlands should adopt you!

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I'm not sure what you're saying, but I totally agree with you

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You're absolutely right! Yeah, a lot of what you say is contradictory and makes no sense, but it's still right! it's like the Arab rulers, they issue contradictory edicts, then when confronted, say these are individual edicts, and then proceed to punish the low-level civil servants

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This kid reminds me of my school days, I'd go to an exam, and I wouldn't dream of leaving the test paper empty, so I'd fill it with everything from east to west, and I know I'll get zero cubed, and yet somehow I get it back the next day, and I find I made 11 out of 20; how did I come up with that, I have no idea. Finish your video big-shot!

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Why? What would be your problem, if the planet slams into us? My God you're a weirdo! Best not to tire me of you! I mean, is it conceivable That you have a problem? Dude, a blessing's coming on to you, and you refuse it?! What's your problem at the end of time? A planet wide and long, with mustaches like that of that one guy at the end of the alleyway, is coming to this shameful planet, and is going to slam into you and the God-damn retards who brought you into this world, and you have a problem? Why? Tell us, professor!

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So you're worried that it'll interfere with your travel plans?

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OK I have a suggestion, Major-General--big shot: I say, we gather all people to one side of the Earth. We then spin the Earth around like a Hamster does, till it pops out of place. Then it'll veer off course, and the other plane twill not bump into us. It'll just slam into another planet instead. I just wished it'll take you out though.

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They shouldn't put you away as part of the war on Drugs--it fall under the Vice Squad. Why? because you raped my mind! You raped my entire though pattern!
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General Discussion / Re: Most misdirected political robocall
« Last post by Ibrahim90 on October 19, 2018, 01:50:29 PM »
It's that God-damn blue wave, swamping us all like the Tsunami in Indonesia!

I've had one from the gulf coast, demanding I vote for a guy in Utah (which, to be fair, is where I live), and I've had another demand I vote for a guy in Texas.

They were actual people there, rather than robo-calls.
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General Discussion / Re: Most misdirected political robocall
« Last post by evensgrey on October 19, 2018, 08:17:04 AM »
I'm currently in Arizona and a former resident of Texas.  I'm getting robocalls from politicians in Texas.

That's pretty dumb of them.  You'd think they'd filter out the numbers with out of state area codes.
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General Discussion / Re: Most misdirected political robocall
« Last post by Dallas Wildman on October 19, 2018, 01:08:08 AM »
I'm currently in Arizona and a former resident of Texas.  I'm getting robocalls from politicians in Texas.
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General Discussion / Most misdirected political robocall
« Last post by evensgrey on October 18, 2018, 01:52:38 PM »
I just got a robocall from a mayoral candidate in Kingston, Ontario, which is about 150 miles from where I live.  How far away have the rest of you gotten political robocalls from?
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First the garbage (as you would expect from the flaming dumpster that is Jimmy Kimmel Live) from Lynzy Lab:


Then the excellent turd-"polishing and gold-plating" from average sane people like Kylee Zempel:


Sure it's a pro-conservative message, but all worthy rhetorical swipes at SJWs deserve praise.
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The Podcast / Re: Podcast for 14 October 2018
« Last post by evensgrey on October 16, 2018, 11:21:48 AM »
Nobody was harmed by radiation release from the Three Mile Island incident because there was no radiation release.  While primary containment failed, the backup containment measures kept all radiation contained.

We had an interview with a journal editor in the area the study author's call 'grievance studies' on CBC Radio One.  He was angered about the 'unethical' act of testing the validity of their review processes.  He also claimed that it showed there wasn't a problem with review, because only 7 of 20 garbage papers were accepted for publication.

IIRC, there were some actions taken by the last two popes against a few abusers, several of whom were rehabilitated by the current pope because they support his agenda.

And...W00t!  My new 27" monitor came this morning, after my VESA desktop mounting system came yesterday.  Now to set up my improved desktop monitors!
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The Podcast / Podcast for 14 October 2018
« Last post by MrBogosity on October 14, 2018, 06:00:00 PM »


Co-Host: Charles Thomas

News of the Bogus:
14:40 - Biggest Bogon Emitter: Screen Composers Guild of Canada https://torrentfreak.com/canadian-music-group-proposes-copyright-tax-on-internet-use-181006/

21:20 - Idiot Extraordinaire: Pope Francis https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/world/pope-blames-devil-for-church-divisions-and-scandals-874438.html

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General Discussion / Re: Brianna Wu may be doing something actually clever
« Last post by evensgrey on October 14, 2018, 01:20:56 PM »
And a (month late) update on the primary:

Brianna Wu got crushed, at 16,766 votes to incumbent Stephen Lynch's 51,882, a margin of slightly better than 3:1.

https://ballotpedia.org/Massachusetts%27_8th_Congressional_District_election_(September_4,_2018_Democratic_primary)

And that's probably what comes of explicitly running against the party you're seeking the nomination from.
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General Discussion / Re: Fav quotes
« Last post by evensgrey on October 10, 2018, 11:34:38 AM »
And from Louis Rossmann (who, incidentally, is boosting the Libertarian candidate for NY Governor), borrowed from CBC News (who actually did a pro-consumer piece for a change):


On camera, getting an Apple employee to quote $1200+ for a repair Louis would do for free.  And without generating large quantities of e-waste.
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