I am curious as to where the original commercial is from. Canada legalized recreational weed three days ago, and there's private retailers in at least one Province. (The law changed at local midnight, so it was legal first in Newfoundland And Labrador. There was a shop in Saint John's that opened right at midnight to sell the first legal recreational pot in Canada. The guy who bought it told the media he was going to frame it as a historical artifact.)
Well, all these lines were sarcastic to an extent: I mean, you'd be a walking pot advertisement too if you thought a WWE preview was real news..
as to the original WWE commercial? not sure. Let me look and see. EDIT: yeah, I can't find anything matching what the Egyptian dude said.
Anyway, another (this has English closed captions):
Another captioned one: